Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

Yesterday in Animal Behavior Professor B. wouldn't call on me, because I'd answered the past three questions, and she wanted to give someone else a chance. But no one else was raising their hands, so she finally gave in and picked me.

But as I sat there with my hand in the air for five minutes, while she kept passing over me and repeating her question, all I could think was Oh my God, I'm Hermione.


Then, later, I forgot my keys, and as I was walking back to my building I was thinking Great. I won't be able to get in, and I'll have to wait outside the door till someone comes along to let me in, and dear God, now I'm Neville.




Why do I think these things? Because, as stated in my Subject line, I am a HUGE DORK.

This evening, since half my suite is off at ACTF (and that's not an exaggeration 4 of the 8 of us went to that), and Abby went home for the night, Sara, Nora, and I, the last 3 remaining suitemates (not counting pets), went out to dinner. 

We went to The Rusty Scuffer (which is a great name) and I had lobster, and then we went to Hot Topic and I got Inuyasha pins (a chibi Sango and a regular-sized Kilala), and I am so very happy right now.

Eariler my mommy was here, and then Nora let me read Harry Potter out loud to her (and I love reading things out loud.... and Remus is fucking AWESOME as the DADA teacher) and it has just been such a good day. I even totally aced my chem quiz this morning.



My hands smell like lobster, and I so don't care. Cause it's snowing, and they still have all the lights on the trees on Church Street, and it was so beautiful, and I just feel all warm and happy inside.

You know, I constantly think of/experience things that I want to put in here, and then when I sit down to type I can't remember any of them. WTF?

Random Events of My Life

- The only reason I got dressed today was becasue it's Kirstin's birthday and we had a little party for her. That means I got dressed at about 6:00pm.

- Emily made us key lime pie for Kirstin's party, and I've never had that before, but it was DELICIOUS.

- My Catholic college is currently showing The Birdcage on the movie channel, and we now also get LOGO, the gay channel. (Both of which I consider good things, just weird given the context.) And I was channel surfing at 3:00am (don't even ask) and Queer as Folk was on it and I watched it and it was SO FUCKING GOOD. God I love Hal Sparks. It's an amazing show. GAH.

- My philosophy professor wore a purple and yellow striped tie the other day, and when he walked into wheeled into entered the room, in my head I went HUFFLEPUFF TIE! YOU ARE A HUFFLEPUFF! AWWWWWWWWWWW! I think Hufflepuffs would be philosophy majors, don't you?

- I am a huge dork.

- I tried out for the directing scenes, and the cast list goes up tomorrow. AHHHHHHHHH!!! I'm so freaking nervous. I really need to be on a stage again. It's not that I don't like stage managing, because I do, but I'm also an attention whore and I need to be SEEN.

- Blackfriars came and did A Midsummer Night's Dream and it was SO AMAZING. And Puck was a satyr. How cool is that? But they cut the character of Snout, and I don't know why. Oh, and the other show they're doing this season? Cyrano.

- The Monty Python show goes off book tomorrow night... That's all I'm going to say about that.

- We watched Sleepy Hollow tonight. I don't know how, but I'd forgotten just how beautiful Johnny Depp is. Yes, I have 3 posters of him on my walls, but he's so much better in motion.

- That movie always reminds me of Hannah. I LOVE MY HANNAH! I MISS MY HANNAH!


I'll be back tomorrow if I think of anything else. Peace!



ETA: Somehow I forgot the part where we, as a suite, with boys, watched Alice In Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy. That's right kids, we watched Alice in Wonderland porn. From the 70's. And it was actually sort of good, like with a followable plot. I'd watch it again, in fact. But there were musical numbers! With choreography! And only one of them was about a penis!

Oh, I love my suite.

So... It's the most exciting day of college yet, and it's only 11:00am.

First, I woke up this morning and went to throw something away, only to discover that my trash can was covered in little ants. There are fucking ants in my room. That was a panic adenaline rush, let me tell you.

They're only little ants, but there's lots of them! And they're only looking for food, but they're in my room! Fucking ants.


Then, I went to Chemistry.


Here's a little quiz: What happens when you put a huge chunk of pure Sodium in water?


IT FUCKING CATCHES ON FIRE, SHOOTS SPARKS SEVERAL FEET INTO THE AIR, AND THEN EXPLODES THE BEAKER, THAT'S WHAT!

I'm not even joking. Look it up.

And I sit in the very front row, so when the beaker blew up I got splattered with (hopefully) just water. Yeah. I almost died in Chemistry class. Woke us up at least. Made a nice haze too, so the people in the back couldn't see the board. Stupid Professor.




And that's been my exciting morning. Oh, and the 24 hour play festival starts tonight, so if it follows this pattern... WATCH OUT.

Soooooooooooooo...


We had philosophy class outside today. In the sun. And it was nice.


Now there are hot athletic boys with baseball bats outside my window, frolicing. Some of them have forgone shirts.

Being on the first floor ROCKS.



Later, I'm going to Wal-Mart. Isn't that exciting?


Yeah, I just felt like updating, but as you can probably tell, I have nothing of value to say.

Some people next year will be living in a building called Alumni. It is also known as Slumni, with good reason.


I however, will not be one of those people.


I will be living in a suite on the first floor, with seven other amazing girls, my own room, our own bathroom, a living room, and a floor kitchen.


COMMECE THE HAPPY DANCING!