leia131 | (no subject)

So, Mom and I were just watching Dr. 90201 (Mom watches these things, I never would otherwise) and this girl was having breast implants... Or, rather, she was having her old crappy implants replaced with nice new ones.

Anyways, I'm watching it and going "God, she really looks like a porn star... In fact, she looks like that girl from Pirates... No, really, she looks like the girl with the huge mouth... The one Jenn said could unhinge her jaw..."

I bet you can all see where this is going. It was. It was Jesse Jane, the infamous First Mate Jules in Pirates. The one with the huge mouth.

Then, when it was revealed that I was right, Mom goes: "It's scares me deeply that you knew that."