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leia131Megan's Dirty Mind (which is a ceaseless source of amusement) + Great Russians = the following:
Crazy Russian Lady: Anna wants Vronsky, but she can't jump on his... da da da... immideately. (I swear to God that's exactly what she said.)
Megan's Dirty Mind: Jump on his... what was that? Is she implying penis? What?
What She Really Meant: Anna can't act on Vronsky's words of love and passion immideately because she's married and they're in a train station. (But being Russian she often beings sentences and then has to restate them for clarity. Which is what she did. But that first one just killed me. She also replaces word/concepts she can't articulate in English with 'da da da'. Like we know what that means.)
Anna Karenina: "with the penetration of a lover" Pg. 97
Megan's Dirty Mind: Penetration of a lover. Hahahahaha. Wow I'm immature. Don't care. Bad choice of words Mr. Tolstoy. Very bad.
Tolstoy: Shut up. I meant penetration into her mind, her relationship, her...
Me: Yeah, sure. When do they do it?
Tolstoy: *sigh* Keep reading.
Erin: Penis? Hahahaha where?
Hannah: It's true. Everyone does think human anatomy is funny.
Also:
Crazy Russian Lady: We know Anna will give in to Vronsky... You have already read the first lovemaking scene, yes?
Class: *Looks at each other, shakes heads* Ummm... no.
Crazy Russian Lady: Well you know it is going to happen...
Jim: At least we know there's some good reading to look forward to.
Crazy Russian Lady: What does it all mean?
Gary: *Says opinion, very eloquntly, several times, makes a good point*
Crazy Russian Lady: *Shoots Gary down, a lot, not as eloquently.*
Gary: Fine. I'm not going to answer anymore.
Me: *in my head* If you ask our opinions, you can't disregard them because they don't agree with yours. Stupid Russian Crackhead.
AHH! AHH! THIS JUST IN! JIM READS LIVEJOURNALS! RUN! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
Kidding. Totally kidding. Like woah. Cause I'm leet like that.
P.S. Jim has nothing to do but talk to people (me, Kelli, Blake) online. What a loser.
Still kidding.
Crazy Russian Lady: Anna wants Vronsky, but she can't jump on his... da da da... immideately. (I swear to God that's exactly what she said.)
Megan's Dirty Mind: Jump on his... what was that? Is she implying penis? What?
What She Really Meant: Anna can't act on Vronsky's words of love and passion immideately because she's married and they're in a train station. (But being Russian she often beings sentences and then has to restate them for clarity. Which is what she did. But that first one just killed me. She also replaces word/concepts she can't articulate in English with 'da da da'. Like we know what that means.)
Anna Karenina: "with the penetration of a lover" Pg. 97
Megan's Dirty Mind: Penetration of a lover. Hahahahaha. Wow I'm immature. Don't care. Bad choice of words Mr. Tolstoy. Very bad.
Tolstoy: Shut up. I meant penetration into her mind, her relationship, her...
Me: Yeah, sure. When do they do it?
Tolstoy: *sigh* Keep reading.
Erin: Penis? Hahahaha where?
Hannah: It's true. Everyone does think human anatomy is funny.
Also:
Crazy Russian Lady: We know Anna will give in to Vronsky... You have already read the first lovemaking scene, yes?
Class: *Looks at each other, shakes heads* Ummm... no.
Crazy Russian Lady: Well you know it is going to happen...
Jim: At least we know there's some good reading to look forward to.
Crazy Russian Lady: What does it all mean?
Gary: *Says opinion, very eloquntly, several times, makes a good point*
Crazy Russian Lady: *Shoots Gary down, a lot, not as eloquently.*
Gary: Fine. I'm not going to answer anymore.
Me: *in my head* If you ask our opinions, you can't disregard them because they don't agree with yours. Stupid Russian Crackhead.
AHH! AHH! THIS JUST IN! JIM READS LIVEJOURNALS! RUN! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
Kidding. Totally kidding. Like woah. Cause I'm leet like that.
P.S. Jim has nothing to do but talk to people (me, Kelli, Blake) online. What a loser.
Still kidding.
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Date: 2005-10-01 10:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-02 09:43 pm (UTC)*hearts*
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Date: 2005-10-02 09:50 pm (UTC)i lovers it!
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Date: 2005-10-03 04:31 pm (UTC)And nothing is funnier than real life. You just can't make this shit up.