Semi-liveblog of the Rockefeller Tree Lighting (aka, my random thoughts while watching it)
-I want Mariah Carey's
dress, not that I could fit into it.
-Mary J. Blige looks cold.
-Johnny Rzeznik really cannot sing that song. REALLY NOT. Also, why was he prancing around with that guitar if he had no intention of playing it? It was like a really obtrusive tie. At least he got to wear a scarf and a coat.
-How old is Ariana Grande? She looks about 12 in
that outfit, which may not be too far from the truth. She sure is adorable, though.
-Jewel, honey, you must be FREEZING in that get-up. No one will judge you if you wear a coat. Ariana did. P.S. Jewel still sounds exactly the same as she did in the 90's. And looks the same too. So, you know, good for her.
-Everyone has sounded flat to me, except Ariana (who had on a coat and scarf) and Mariah Carey, obvi. Does freezing your
ass boobs off make your singing flat?
-Kelly Clarkson is wearing a fucking
gorgeous coat, and a scarf, and even little gloves. Because she is smart. And also, pregnant. She does not sound flat, so maybe wearing a scarf is the secret, unless you're Mariah.
-It may or may not be snowing, I can't tell.
-The ring in this Kay Jeweler's ad is butt ugly, and the guy looks not unlike a serial killer. DON'T DO IT, ICE SKATING WOMAN.
-Toni Braxton (
in a coat) is singing Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas with some guy I've never heard of (Kenny 'Babyface' Edmonds, apparently). He's got a coat on too, but he sounds like crap to me. Toni is singing this song about an octave too low, and it's irritating me, because this is one of my favorite Christmas songs. Did they pair these two up because he sings high like a woman and she sings low like a man? I think they did.
-I almost know who Leona Lewis is. She's wearing a very glittery shirt, but at least it's long sleeved.
-It must be getting colder, because I can see Audra McDonald's breath. And it's definitely showing, which is probably why she's wearing a
big heavy coat over her dress. She's giving possibly the best performance of the night so far.
-If The Rockettes are cold, you'll never know it. At least they're moving around? Aaaaaaand kickline!
-And we're back to Mariah. She has changed into an equally gorgeous
red dress, with a fur ruff that I doubt is keeping her very warm. The little girl behind her is like, silently arguing with someone (probably a parent) off-camera, and kind of looks like she might bolt off stage at any moment. Ok, she got it together when they started dancing. I wish I could say the same for the kid next to her, who looks terribly unenthused and was bopping the wrong way for a while there.
-Those are some really talented elves/children, let me tell you what.
-Al Roker's hands look too big for his body. Does anyone else notice that?
-A bunch of old white guys are here to light the tree. It's a lot prettier than they are. :P
-Merry Christmas everyone!!!
Answer to last Wednesday's song: Out Tonight, from Rent. Abby... kind of got this one right.