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leia131I think, in regards to my previous post, that this is an omen: Things are messed up enough that maybe he should just do what he wants. It can't turn out any worse. (Assuming that 'he' is really I.)
I love Abby. I popped her Edward Scissorhands cherry tonight. (You know, that's really a lovely expression. I think I'm going to use that more often.)
Hahahaha my subject line makes me laugh. "It's 3 am and she calls me cause I'm still awake..." (You don't need to tell me that the line is 2 am. I am well aware of that.)
"It's 3 am I must be lonely..." Hahahahahaha!
Fanfiction has killed all my brain cells. All of them. Mush. But it's happy mush.
Five Fun Facts For The Day:
1. The only way that Draco could deflower Lucius during Draco’s gay Death Eater initiation is if Lucius were still a complete virgin at the time of the ceremony. Umm… that’s technically impossible unless… umm… Draco is really Virgin!Birth!Draco, Petri!Dish!Draco or Wormtail’s!Very!Secret!Bastard!Child!Draco.
2. If Ultra!Fertle!Slash!Harry attempted to impregnate every single male character at Hogwarts before graduation, how the fuck is he going to have time to study for his N.E.W.T.s? (These are from parody lists making fun of bad!fic. Laugh. I did. A lot.)
3. While there is nothing wrong with eating rat when you have fur and paws – because that's what you do – there's something infinitely disturbing about eating rat because someone has told you it's chicken.
4. Having your supervisor-slash-friend hanging over your shoulder sort of puts a crimp in any plans of mass destruction.
5. They're Sirius and Remus, with an emphasis on the and.
Goodnight everyone!
I love Abby. I popped her Edward Scissorhands cherry tonight. (You know, that's really a lovely expression. I think I'm going to use that more often.)
Hahahaha my subject line makes me laugh. "It's 3 am and she calls me cause I'm still awake..." (You don't need to tell me that the line is 2 am. I am well aware of that.)
"It's 3 am I must be lonely..." Hahahahahaha!
Fanfiction has killed all my brain cells. All of them. Mush. But it's happy mush.
Five Fun Facts For The Day:
1. The only way that Draco could deflower Lucius during Draco’s gay Death Eater initiation is if Lucius were still a complete virgin at the time of the ceremony. Umm… that’s technically impossible unless… umm… Draco is really Virgin!Birth!Draco, Petri!Dish!Draco or Wormtail’s!Very!Secret!Bastard!Child!Draco.
2. If Ultra!Fertle!Slash!Harry attempted to impregnate every single male character at Hogwarts before graduation, how the fuck is he going to have time to study for his N.E.W.T.s? (These are from parody lists making fun of bad!fic. Laugh. I did. A lot.)
3. While there is nothing wrong with eating rat when you have fur and paws – because that's what you do – there's something infinitely disturbing about eating rat because someone has told you it's chicken.
4. Having your supervisor-slash-friend hanging over your shoulder sort of puts a crimp in any plans of mass destruction.
5. They're Sirius and Remus, with an emphasis on the and.
Goodnight everyone!
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Date: 2005-10-16 12:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-16 01:31 pm (UTC)When you feel geeky, remember that you may be reading the stuff, but somebody even more geeky wrote it.