More Fun Quotes
Jul. 25th, 2004 03:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
leia131"Sirius bought the house on Privet Drive, and the bookshop, and after realising that he hated selling things and I was about to be thrown out into the street to starve..." Remus grinned. "He hired me. And then we kidnapped Harry Potter and Dumbledore beat us to death with Harry's stuffed frog."
That's all I need, Harry Potter napping in my bed, Dumbledore on my front step, and Sirius Black drunk in my kitchen.
Nobody's taking you out of this flat, unless it's over my dead body, and I am a tenacious bugger.
It'll all end in grass stains.
"Do you change into an animal?" he asked Remus, who choked on a piece of chicken and had to be thwacked on the back by Sirius.
Remus recovered from a close encounter of the poultry kind.
"I suffered your snoring for seven years, I can probably get used to it again."
"My snoring!" Remus snorted. "What about your bloody sleepwalking?"
"That was ONCE, and I still say James hexed me."
And for the love of God, if you bring that hideous painting in your living room to my flat, I will burn it.
lest he turn into a slavering monster and try to eat his best friend's godson
That's all I need, Harry Potter napping in my bed, Dumbledore on my front step, and Sirius Black drunk in my kitchen.
Nobody's taking you out of this flat, unless it's over my dead body, and I am a tenacious bugger.
It'll all end in grass stains.
"Do you change into an animal?" he asked Remus, who choked on a piece of chicken and had to be thwacked on the back by Sirius.
Remus recovered from a close encounter of the poultry kind.
"I suffered your snoring for seven years, I can probably get used to it again."
"My snoring!" Remus snorted. "What about your bloody sleepwalking?"
"That was ONCE, and I still say James hexed me."
And for the love of God, if you bring that hideous painting in your living room to my flat, I will burn it.
lest he turn into a slavering monster and try to eat his best friend's godson
