Hannah's Dirty Phrases... Et Al

So, I see you've found a fantastic beast of your own.
Hannah

So this woman gets ahold of the Mauraders Map, which insults any teacher that tries to use it. She was involved with Sirius (Padfoot) once upon a time. So, when the map insults her the last sentence is "Mr. Padfoot adds that he has been a very naughty boy and deserves detention."
Use your dirty minds!

Mrs. Alonso went to the open window today and shouted "Vete!" (Spanish for "Go away!") to the janitor that was mowing the lawn outside.

If the sun comes up tomorrow, it will only be because of the will of good men. That's all that stands between us and the devil.
13 Days

Once you've fooled around with a boy you'll never want to become a nun.
Me!