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So I was watching Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and at the part where the girl and the guy are rolling around trying to kill each other and then they changes and they're rolling around trying to bang each other, I thought "The sexual tension has come to a head." Then I thought about that and I laughed. A lot.

Dr. Frankenstein: Elevate me!
Girl: Vat? Here? Now?
Dr.: Yes. Raise the platform.
Girl: O zee platform. Yes.

John: I don't get it.
Think about it.
Think about it long and hard.

Ha ha ha!

Much love to my movie night girls!