Friday Night Fan Fiction Binge

It's that time again, kiddies!

"I asked you to humour me," Sirius says suddenly, "Not fuck me."
"I always was an overachiever," Remus says with a sigh.

Wow, that's all. Not much was terribly memorable in this binge.

Yuck

I hate to do this, but all my friends went off to the Pittsford Haunted House and that is not somewhere I would go...well ever. So I'm bored and lonely and I don't blame them I'm just bored.

In fact, Kelli was nice enough to call me and invite me, even though she figured I wouldn't want to go. Thanks Kelli! I appreciate being kept in the loop and included.

I just...wish I had a friend who was scared like me and not really into haunted houses, unless it's literally. Ha ha ha! I crack myself up. (See, I'm literally IN the Encore haunted house...Get it?)

Oh well. Maybe Mom and I will get dinner...or I could go in the hot tub.

OMFG I actually wrote like a journal entry...HELP!

Ginny's Gift

OMG Kelli I love you! I'm finally reading Ginny's Gift! Ahhhh the hilarity!

"Have I interrupted something? Giving Harry a special present, are we?"
(She wasn't, by the way)

Harry heard Ginny swearing under her breath. He'd never realised she had such an extensive vocabulary.

"Besides, we know you'd never do anything to hurt her."
"Nah, Ron would kill you."
"If there was anything left of you after Ginny got through with you, that is."


"How long did it take you to notice Hermione was interested in you?"
"That doesn't count. Hermione isn't a normal girl. She's exceptional. She's subtle."
"She had to resort to making the first move herself, Ron. Practically had to hit you over the head with it."

Ficyness

In case no one has noticed, I have nothing better to do than update my livejournal...AND I LIKE IT!

Ok, Sirius REALLY does not like his family. Duh, of course, but still.

Even he can see that Regulus is a defector. If their parents had had a bit more foresight, they could've named him Traitor Black. But then, that's a bit redundant, isn' it? (Ouch. This is from a really really really well written fic that I have not yet finished but that I suspect will involve shagging later on. Will keep you all updated, not that you care, and post the link later.)

AHHHHHHHH HOLY FRIGGING AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Sirius has had a telephone FOISTED on him! He too has been foisted! We are meant for each other.
"The guy from Muggle Artifacts – Arthur...something – has been foisting things on him."

Having your supervisor-slash-friend hanging over your shoulder sort of puts a crimp in any plans of mass destruction, Sirius has found.

But when Sirius stands over his brother's body, too pale, too blank, his stomach feels empty and painful. He collapses to his knees on the rough wood floor and starts to vomit. (I think I may cry. My baby! Ohhhhhhh!)\

Sirius is only really sure about one thing and that is that for however much he has always wanted Remus, Remus wants him back. Because they're Sirius and Remus, with an emphasis on the and.
(That's it, this story has killed me. Dead. *Brains*)

But, after taking so many years to finally get here, Sirius knows that nothing less than forever is going to cut it.


And now I am going to go cry with the absolute beauty of this fic.

Oh, yes, and there was shagging, but not in great detail.

READ IT HERE! http://www.livejournal.com/users/riko/35634.html#cutid1