Funny Stuff

I just love stupid people. They are infinately amusing.

Stupid Guy:(Sees sign that says "look up") Why does it say look up?
Stupid Guy's Friend: I dunno, I haven't looked up yet.

But I also love funny people. They are funny.

(Becky walks over and sits down on the bench)
Mrs. Archer: Stretcher
Becky: Crap.
Mrs. Archer: No, stretcher.

Fania: Alma, may I ask you...
Lydia: Where's your podium?

That's all for now, folks!