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I don't think it says anything good about me that I kind of want to make out with Hannah Montana.

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It's 3:30 in the morning, and I'm only going to say this once: I do not give a fuck about Paris Hilton. I don't care if she's in jail or out of jail. I don't care what she's wearing, what she's saying, where she's staying, how her jail time was, who she's fucking, and I certainly don't care what her favorite kind of cupcake is. In fact, I don't even care if she lives or dies.


So shut the fuck up about her already. She contributes nothing to my life.