We don't care about the drinkin', barely listen to the band

Guys, what is my life? I've been watching Duck Dynasty for the last two hours, and I just barely laughed at it so hard that I cried.

I blame my mother.

P.S. This is line that I laughed my ass off at, even though it's not nearly as funny out of context: "You are hoarding mustard, and you have an inordinate amount of socks."



Answer to last Sunday's song: Bye Bye Bye, by N'SYNC. I quoted this in honor of their VMA reunion, but no one guessed it.