I don't blame my brain, but I do blame my penis

Guys? I don't have a bucket list. I mean, there's things I want to do, I guess, but I'm terrible at making long term goals, and even worse at sticking to them. Off the top of my head, I would like to go to Europe (especially Ireland and Italy, lands of my forefathers) and visit Ayers Rock in Australia. Oh, and I'd like to go inside the Statue of Liberty too. :D

P.S. You should all read this and laugh and laugh and laugh like I did.


Answer to last Wednesday's song: All Star, by Smashmouth. becofoz got this one right!