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leia131I'm sorry, I really am, this is my fourth post today, but I watched Heart of Gold and Objects in Space ALONE and I need to squee.
SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, Heart of Gold:
First, I LOVE Lady Heather. In ANYTHING. (Lady Heather = Mandy? or Nandy? Inara's friend. She played Lady Heather on CSI, where, ironically enough, she ran a house where people could go to live out their sexual fantasies.) I was attracted to her on CSI, and even more so on Firefly.
Second, MAL GOT LAID! I was so proud. Someone else took hold of his plow! "I'm just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story." GAH. That was EXTERMELY hot. And she was all understanding and she knew about him and Inara and just awwwwwwww.
#3: MAL AND INARA. Oh my God, just mack already! The sexual tension is killing me! (But Inara, honey? If you won'tput out admit your feelings for Mal, then he's going to find it somewhere else eventually. And crying about it and then LEAVING is not the answer. Sheesh.)
4.Lady Heather: *gets shot dead*
What Mal is Thinking: Ok. You just shot the only woman to sex me up in thirteen episodes. YOU ARE SO DEAD. (And YAY! Pregnant girl shot the bastard! YAY!)
Fifthly, JAYNE. I love simple men. "Can I get sexed yet?" He likes sex and guns. Simple.
MY FAVORITE LINE EVER:
-You're not sly are you? Cause I have my boys.
-Oh, no, I lean toward the women folk.
I laughed so hard I had to pause the DVD so I wouldn't miss the rest of the episode.
6. -Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
-Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
-Because I'm pretty?
-Cause you're pretty.
#7 ZOE WANTS A BABY! (Not that any of you have read Tattoine Ghost but that whole conversation reminded me of Han and Leia from that book.)
8. -They have boy whores. How thoughtful.
Lastly, does anyone else know who Robin Scorpio is? And that she was in this episode?
Then we have Objects in Space.
Simon was without shirt. I almost died right there in my seat. Hannah, he's grown on me. And he is HAWT.
I also came to the conclusion that everyone on Firefly is attractive. I'd do any of them. Except maybe Book.
Also, it should be a testament to the sheer awesomeness of this show that it was not until these last two episodes that it dawned on me that Zoe and Wash are a mixed race marriage. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I just didn't even notice it for 12 episodes, and then it dawned on me.
Ok, River KICKED ASS in that last episode.
POOR KAYLEE. Oh, poor, poor Kaylee.
There were a lot of good lines from this episode, but I can't remember most of them. Except: "I can't even keep track of her when she's not incorporally posessing a ship." Oh, Simon. Big words are sexy.
That guy? Early? Was SO EVIL and yet SO AWESOME.
-You're out of your mind.
-That's between me and my mind.
And finally, THAT CAN'T BE THE END! Does Inara leave? What happens between Kaylee and Simon? What the hell is up with Book? Does Zoe get her baby? Will Mal ever get laid again? What a horrible place to stop. MUST SEE SERENITY.
In short, I loved them. I love Firefly.
Ok, I'm really done now. I'm going to bed. Seriously.
But I think Heart of Gold is my favorite episode, so does anyone wanna watch it again with me? Soon? Please?
ETA: You'd think I, of all people, would know how to spell Tatooine. But no.
SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, Heart of Gold:
First, I LOVE Lady Heather. In ANYTHING. (Lady Heather = Mandy? or Nandy? Inara's friend. She played Lady Heather on CSI, where, ironically enough, she ran a house where people could go to live out their sexual fantasies.) I was attracted to her on CSI, and even more so on Firefly.
Second, MAL GOT LAID! I was so proud. Someone else took hold of his plow! "I'm just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story." GAH. That was EXTERMELY hot. And she was all understanding and she knew about him and Inara and just awwwwwwww.
#3: MAL AND INARA. Oh my God, just mack already! The sexual tension is killing me! (But Inara, honey? If you won't
4.Lady Heather: *gets shot dead*
What Mal is Thinking: Ok. You just shot the only woman to sex me up in thirteen episodes. YOU ARE SO DEAD. (And YAY! Pregnant girl shot the bastard! YAY!)
Fifthly, JAYNE. I love simple men. "Can I get sexed yet?" He likes sex and guns. Simple.
MY FAVORITE LINE EVER:
-You're not sly are you? Cause I have my boys.
-Oh, no, I lean toward the women folk.
I laughed so hard I had to pause the DVD so I wouldn't miss the rest of the episode.
6. -Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
-Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
-Because I'm pretty?
-Cause you're pretty.
#7 ZOE WANTS A BABY! (Not that any of you have read Tattoine Ghost but that whole conversation reminded me of Han and Leia from that book.)
8. -They have boy whores. How thoughtful.
Lastly, does anyone else know who Robin Scorpio is? And that she was in this episode?
Then we have Objects in Space.
Simon was without shirt. I almost died right there in my seat. Hannah, he's grown on me. And he is HAWT.
I also came to the conclusion that everyone on Firefly is attractive. I'd do any of them. Except maybe Book.
Also, it should be a testament to the sheer awesomeness of this show that it was not until these last two episodes that it dawned on me that Zoe and Wash are a mixed race marriage. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I just didn't even notice it for 12 episodes, and then it dawned on me.
Ok, River KICKED ASS in that last episode.
POOR KAYLEE. Oh, poor, poor Kaylee.
There were a lot of good lines from this episode, but I can't remember most of them. Except: "I can't even keep track of her when she's not incorporally posessing a ship." Oh, Simon. Big words are sexy.
That guy? Early? Was SO EVIL and yet SO AWESOME.
-You're out of your mind.
-That's between me and my mind.
And finally, THAT CAN'T BE THE END! Does Inara leave? What happens between Kaylee and Simon? What the hell is up with Book? Does Zoe get her baby? Will Mal ever get laid again? What a horrible place to stop. MUST SEE SERENITY.
In short, I loved them. I love Firefly.
Ok, I'm really done now. I'm going to bed. Seriously.
But I think Heart of Gold is my favorite episode, so does anyone wanna watch it again with me? Soon? Please?
ETA: You'd think I, of all people, would know how to spell Tatooine. But no.
