Random Quotes
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leia131Here are some hysterical random quotes from various Remus/Sirius slash stories I have read tonight. They may be a bit dirty, please do not be offended. Also, my definition of hysterical is anything that made me laugh out loud even though it is late and I should be quiet.
“Yes, we have sex in this bed. Lots of it. And it’s better than yours. Aren’t you jealous?”
(Just for Hannah and Sirius, and the rest of the population that enjoys the sight of a scruffy werewolf in a waistcoat) "he is unnaturally sexy in waistcoat"
(Next several quotes are from a fic written to be Sirius' Diary)
Lovely. Lot’s of mini redheads wadering about the place- only some not so mini. Some tall and broad shouldered and absolutely fucking gorgeous...
(Later...)
Mother Molly whacking me over head with broomstick. “Stop perving on my son and do some work,” she snapped.
Was kissing Remus... when there was a loud shriek from the doorway.
Was Mother Molly standing there, blushing furiously.
Oh god, oh fuck. Am doomed.
Molly sat between me and Moony, and forced mini-Molly (think name is Ginny) to sit between me and Bill.
Could not read Re's expression, but am sure it was one of fervent lust and passionate desire.
Apparently not.
Am in old bed, all alone.
Oh, fuck it, I just love all the lines in this fic. Read parts one and two. !!! CAUTION SLASH !!!http://www.livejournal.com/community/remusxsirius/313926.html#cutid1 (You may notice some quotes were edited by me for clarity and content)
Another Link: http://www.livejournal.com/community/remusxsirius/312826.html#cutid1
Sorry this whole story is really hysterical and not really very slashy. Especially good if you have seen the PoA movie.
“Tea is what holds breakfast together,” Remus would say. (Really funny if you have read "Stealing Harry")
...though he had packed his kettle with him, in a vain attempt to make Hogwarts feel like home...
(Things Remus thinks of to keep his mind off Sirius and also to keep his blood in his brain) Dumbledore. Snape. Girls. I must control myself! Sheep. Peter. Chocolate Chip...
Bollocks. (Chocolate is his undoing, you will notice)
If anyone wants the links to the whole stories, just comment and I will post them for you. Some of them are quite dirty, and all are slash. But I like them. I am obsessed with this ship. Wolfstar forever!
My new motto: I look inside myself and see my heart is Black.
“Yes, we have sex in this bed. Lots of it. And it’s better than yours. Aren’t you jealous?”
(Just for Hannah and Sirius, and the rest of the population that enjoys the sight of a scruffy werewolf in a waistcoat) "he is unnaturally sexy in waistcoat"
(Next several quotes are from a fic written to be Sirius' Diary)
Lovely. Lot’s of mini redheads wadering about the place- only some not so mini. Some tall and broad shouldered and absolutely fucking gorgeous...
(Later...)
Mother Molly whacking me over head with broomstick. “Stop perving on my son and do some work,” she snapped.
Was kissing Remus... when there was a loud shriek from the doorway.
Was Mother Molly standing there, blushing furiously.
Oh god, oh fuck. Am doomed.
Molly sat between me and Moony, and forced mini-Molly (think name is Ginny) to sit between me and Bill.
Could not read Re's expression, but am sure it was one of fervent lust and passionate desire.
Apparently not.
Am in old bed, all alone.
Oh, fuck it, I just love all the lines in this fic. Read parts one and two. !!! CAUTION SLASH !!!http://www.livejournal.com/community/remusxsirius/313926.html#cutid1 (You may notice some quotes were edited by me for clarity and content)
Another Link: http://www.livejournal.com/community/remusxsirius/312826.html#cutid1
Sorry this whole story is really hysterical and not really very slashy. Especially good if you have seen the PoA movie.
“Tea is what holds breakfast together,” Remus would say. (Really funny if you have read "Stealing Harry")
...though he had packed his kettle with him, in a vain attempt to make Hogwarts feel like home...
(Things Remus thinks of to keep his mind off Sirius and also to keep his blood in his brain) Dumbledore. Snape. Girls. I must control myself! Sheep. Peter. Chocolate Chip...
Bollocks. (Chocolate is his undoing, you will notice)
If anyone wants the links to the whole stories, just comment and I will post them for you. Some of them are quite dirty, and all are slash. But I like them. I am obsessed with this ship. Wolfstar forever!
My new motto: I look inside myself and see my heart is Black.
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Date: 2004-08-08 06:24 pm (UTC)Still haven't read the linked fics yet, but I'll get there, I swear...i'm going to make a concerted effort to finish reading Stealing Harry once and for all tonight; I almost started rereading Amid My Solitude for about the third time (I never mean to do it; I just start rereading one chapter and I get sucked in) and then I slapped myself and said "Bad Hannah! Must finish Stealing Harry!"
Okay, so I didn't really slap myself or say that, but close enough.
I LURVE the quotes, really!!!! I was falling off my chair laughing before I caught myself on the verge of a cliche. ^_^ So, I tried dying again, but as I told you in some other comment somewhere, I'm already a zombie. I can only die so many times.
wandering off with arms outstretched murmuring "Brains...",
the p.