I am, of course, kidding.
Jul. 22nd, 2007 05:03 pmAfter reading a long article about abortion and pro-lifers vs. pro-choicers, in an old issue of Time today at work, I have come up with the perfect solution.
The best way to reduce the number of women seeking abortions? Promote homosexuality. If you're screwing another woman, you're not going to get knocked up. I guarntee it.
I'm therefore neither pro-chioce or pro-life. I'm pro-lesbian.
Disclaimer: This policy will not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases. Even lesbians need to practice safe sex.
The best way to reduce the number of women seeking abortions? Promote homosexuality. If you're screwing another woman, you're not going to get knocked up. I guarntee it.
I'm therefore neither pro-chioce or pro-life. I'm pro-lesbian.
Disclaimer: This policy will not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases. Even lesbians need to practice safe sex.
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Date: 2007-07-23 03:33 am (UTC)you just got extra points of awesome in my book.
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Date: 2007-07-23 03:37 am (UTC)Like, a lot.
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Date: 2007-07-23 04:43 am (UTC)The disclaimer was an excellent touch.
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Date: 2007-07-23 07:58 am (UTC)Only like a month till school! (Not that I want to go to classes, but I miss you guys!)
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Date: 2007-07-23 08:00 am (UTC)Glad you liked it!
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Date: 2007-07-23 03:54 pm (UTC)I fucking love you.
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Date: 2007-07-23 07:31 pm (UTC)