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After reading a long article about abortion and pro-lifers vs. pro-choicers, in an old issue of Time today at work, I have come up with the perfect solution.

The best way to reduce the number of women seeking abortions? Promote homosexuality. If you're screwing another woman, you're not going to get knocked up. I guarntee it.

I'm therefore neither pro-chioce or pro-life. I'm pro-lesbian.






Disclaimer: This policy will not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases. Even lesbians need to practice safe sex.

Date: 2007-07-23 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunshinemuffin.livejournal.com
ms. megan... you are amazing. this is one of the best ideas EVER. and i wholly agree.

you just got extra points of awesome in my book.

Date: 2007-07-23 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatsername99.livejournal.com
I LOVE YOU.

Like, a lot.


<33TEQUIERO

Date: 2007-07-23 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spazenport.livejournal.com
lmao.

The disclaimer was an excellent touch.

Date: 2007-07-23 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leia131.livejournal.com
YAY!


Only like a month till school! (Not that I want to go to classes, but I miss you guys!)

Date: 2007-07-23 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leia131.livejournal.com
Thank you. I was trying to sound like one of those ads for birth control: "The pill does not protect against HIV or sexually transmitted diseases." You know the ones.



Glad you liked it!

Date: 2007-07-23 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] basslyoon.livejournal.com
Hahaha! Perfect!

I fucking love you.

Date: 2007-07-23 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theatregeek1986.livejournal.com
HAHA, hilarious

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