More Random Bits of Randomness

[leia131]

Abby as we're trying to fall asleep last night: Ray Charles and I have so much in common. We're both blind, we both play the piano, and we're both married to a beautiful black woman named Della Bea.

Abby as we're trying to fall asleep last night... Take two: Do you think if a groundhog is born and sees his shadow he goes back inside and it means six more weeks of pregnancy?


And tonight we watched the South Park movie... HAHAHAHA!

Make a noise like a dying giraffe!

Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger when I was still in the womb? (The Mole was the best part of the movie, BTW.)

And I officially love Chef. And the clitorous.

I mean, how can you not love a movie that refrences Les Mis in the same scene as farting and racism?