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Ok, so the title is a lie. I am obsessed with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. So much so that I intend to tempt those of you who have not read it to read it, and those of you who have to discuss it with me, by sharing some lines with you. I am up to page 420, in case anyone wanted to know.

"One sacked, one dead, one's memory removed, and one locked in a trunk for nine months..." (Pg.161)

"No one in their right mind would make Ron a prefect..."(PG.161)

"Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?" (Pg.163)

"No one would have made me a prefect, I spent too much time in detention with James. Lupin was the good boy, he got the badge."
"I think Dumbledore might have hoped that I would be able to exercise some control over my best friends...I need scarcely say that I failed dismally." (Pg.170)

"You, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone." (Pg.194)

"Hey you lot! Midgets!"
"Ron!"
"Well, they are, they're titchy..."
"I know, but you can't call them midgets..." (Pg.215)

"How do you remember stuff like that?"
"I listen, Ron" (Pg.223)

"Poisonous toadstools don't change their spots." (Pg.235)

"He is-" Ron said jerkily, tearing Percy's letter in half, "the world's"- he tore it into quarters- "biggest"- he tore it into eighths- "git." He threw the pieces in the fire. (Pg.299)

"She drafted a bit of anti-werewolf legislation two years ago that makes it almost impossible for (Lupin) to get a job." (Pg.302) (Further proof that UMBRIDGE MUST DIE!!!)

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher, there was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head." (Pg.317-318)

"Obviously I received it, or I would have asked you what you are doing in my classroom." (Pg.320)

"We've got to do something about her."
"I suggested poison." (Pg.325)

"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?...Or any part of your body, really, we're not not fussy where we stick this." (Pg.343)

"I can't see any boils."
"No, well, you wouldn't. They're not in a place we generally display to the public..."
"But they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the--" (Pg.379)

"Anti-Umbridge League" (Pg.391)

"The Ministry of Magic are Morons Group" (Pg.392)

"Ron might yet make Fred and George proud, and they were very seriously considering admitting that he was related to them, something they had been trying to deny for four years." (Pg.401)

That's all for now folks! You will notice that I have included handy page references for your umm reference.

Date: 2004-08-12 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalons-flute.livejournal.com
hehehe, those were some of my fav. quotes too!

Date: 2004-08-12 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalons-flute.livejournal.com
oh yeah, and your icon? made me laugh so hard i almost wet myself...which is more info than you needed to know!

Date: 2004-08-12 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leia131.livejournal.com
The fucking Serious one? Cause I wasn't sure that people who are not into slash and Remus/Sirius stuff would get it. Although, if they read this journal and don't get it then they haven't been paying attention.

Love always,
Megan

Date: 2004-08-12 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-drags.livejournal.com
I have no clue who you are but holy crap that icon is amazingly funny

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