There is Hope for the World!

[leia131]

And the reason for this is that a certain fan fic author, whom we shall call Fred, to protect the innocent, the not so innocent, and to honor Tiffany, is straight. Many people doubt that he is, but he himself proclaims it loudly and proudly. HA! And if a man exists like Fred, who can write like he does, and about the things he does, then the world cannot be a totally awful place.

And when Hannah and I run off and become gypsies we are going to kidnap Fred and hold him hostage in the backseat and make him write fan fic for us. He will be our fan fic concubine.

But there are people out there who do not believe that Fred is a straight man. And every time someone says "Fred is gay" an obsessed fangirl somewhere falls down dead.

I do believe in Fred's heterosexuality, I do, I do!

(His name is not really Fred of course. Do you really think we would be this obsessed with a guy named Fred? Only if he has a twin named George would we bestow on him that kind of admiration on him. His real name is