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So, Andrew and I just spent about 20 minutes trying to come up with an example of a faithful man, akin to Penelope from The Odyssey, and we came up with nothing.

The closest thing I could think of was Harry during DH, watching Ginny's dot on the Marauder's Map all the time. But they were broken up at the time, so he could have done anything and not technically been unfaithful. Not that he had sex on his mind at the time. Or maybe he did. He was a 17 year old boy, after all. But I digress.

This is unacceptable. There must be faithful men. In all of history, mythology, literature, television, and cinema, there has to be at least one.


So I appeal to you, Toodles friends list. Someone must know of a faithful man!

Date: 2008-06-27 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jurisfiction16.livejournal.com
Amos in Chicago. He spends a fortune to get her cheating ass out of jail and even convinces himself that the 'baby' she is having is his, purely because she says so, even though they hadn't done the dirty-dirty in months.
Gatsby in the great Gatsby.
Lucius Vorenus in "Rome." Not that I expect you to know that reference, but it's a good one.
Smith in Sex and the City.
Rhett. Let us not forget Rhett. Sure, he MIGHT have slept with a hooker or two, MAYBE. That's a big maybe. We never really know for sure. But he sticks around with her whiny ass for YEARS just on the vain hope that one day she might potentially love him a little.
Pi in Life of Pi. Do you think he ever found another tiger as enchanting? No. Richard Parker was his one and only.
Heehee.

Date: 2008-06-27 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leia131.livejournal.com
I think I may love you. Especially for that last one.


Awwww Rhett. How we love him.

Date: 2008-06-27 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spazenport.livejournal.com
I've argued it myself and have decided to state that Shadow from American Gods (Neil Gaiman) is a very faithful man. Even though he was in jail and couldn't cheat, his loyalty to his wife was amazing. And when he got out and found she had died cheating he still remained loyal, upset, but loyal. And even afterwards, the only woman he ever slept with was a God because she raped him in his sleep and he thought it was a dream.

Another very faithful man: Clark Kent. Damn he's faithful to the most oblivious woman in the world.

Johnny Cash could be argued that he was faithful to fault after he met Carter.
AFTER. lol.
That's my "in two minutes" list. Unless you mean faithful as Penelope to mean sat in a house crying for years? If that's the case then you'd be hardpressed to actually find a woman other than her to match the description. The problem with finding fictional faithful men is that the majority of heroes in the fictional world are men, and heroes have to have some sort of back story. And a back story of "and then he pined away" isn't as interesting as "Then he banged and banged and banged, but none of them would erase (enter random woman's name) from his mind."

Also, comparing to The Odyssey is just plain silly.

It was a silly book. That's my personal belief, I know there are arguments for it and I respect it as a primary source in archaeology. But it is a kind of silly book.

Date: 2008-06-27 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spazenport.livejournal.com
FORREST GUMP!!!!

Just remembered that one.

Date: 2008-06-27 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] basslyoon.livejournal.com
Jesus...

Take that.

Date: 2008-06-27 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leia131.livejournal.com
I like that one!

Date: 2008-06-27 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leia131.livejournal.com
I'm not entirely sure that Jesus has ever been used as an example of fidelity to a woman with whom he was in love, but there's no doubt that he's faithful...

Date: 2008-06-27 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leia131.livejournal.com
I have no idea who Shadow is, but I believe you.

Andrew said that Clark isn't very faithful, but I don't really know very much about that, so I'm not going to put up a big argument.

And I wasn't looking for a man to sit around pining, I was just looking for one who was separated from his woman, for a long time, and did not sleep with everything that moved like Odysseus did. It was just that she's the extreme example of female fidelity.

Date: 2008-06-27 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spazenport.livejournal.com
What argument could he have for Clark not being faithful...the man has had sex twice in his life....Lana...Lois...and once when he was evil Clark, but let's face it, you can't blame him for how horrible Superman 3 was. Heck, Lois was "Odysseus" just watch anything with a Lois Lane, SHE'S A SLUT.

Date: 2008-06-27 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] basslyoon.livejournal.com
Pshaw....he had a hell of a thing for Alanis.

Date: 2008-06-27 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spazenport.livejournal.com
Did you just pull a "Dogma" reference?

Oh dear goodness...


--Matty McHuh?

Date: 2008-06-27 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] basslyoon.livejournal.com
I did...

Yeah.

And I'm proud.

Date: 2008-06-27 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zartlila.livejournal.com
Aww, he beat me to it! That is a great one.

Date: 2008-06-27 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leia131.livejournal.com
Hahahahaha... I love you both.


Boop!

Date: 2008-06-27 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spazenport.livejournal.com
lmao...


It actually took me a couple minutes to try and figure out if there was a Biblical Alanis...

Then I made the connection.

Date: 2008-06-28 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] basslyoon.livejournal.com
Wow, anthropology major, did you skip the chapter on Christianity?

Date: 2008-06-28 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spazenport.livejournal.com
no, but was freaking out that I couldn't remember a bibilical alanis.

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