Hi Peoples!
Oct. 7th, 2004 07:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
leia131Ok, this may turn out to be longish but I promise it will be funny.
First off, I would like to take this time to announce my undying love for the movie Spaceballs, and also my newfound love for the Beatles. If anyone has a Beatles album they would like to burn for me...
Now some entertaining Spaceballs quotes...
Barf: I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
Lone Star: We're not just doing this for money, we're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sanders...chicken?
Lone Star: They've gone to plaid!
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.
Princess Vespa: I can't shoot this, I hate guns!...My hair! They shot my hair! Son of a bitch! (Bam Bam Bam, she mows down all the bad guys)
Barf: That was pretty good...for a girl.
Dot: Oh, come on! That was pretty good for Rambo!
Someone: She's switched from suck to blow!
Dark Helmet: Lone Star, before you die, there is something you should know...I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!
Lone Star: And that makes us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!
Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Priest: What's your name?
Barf: Barf.
Priest: Your full name!
Barf: Barfolomew!
MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!
Ok now I've got that out of my system.
Mrs. Costello asked us to write down what our strongest belief was. I was thinking about the Savage Garden song Affirmation because all the lines begin with "I believe..." and one talks about Karma. So then Heidi says that she believes that if you are a good person, good things will come to you, which is karma. So I said "Karma." Then Ryan, who doesn't believe in that sort of thing, goes "Crazy." And since I wasn't affirming my belief in it I went "Kidding." So it sounded like this:
Karma.
Crazy.
Kidding.
Funny right?
Then Alex read his belief, which was "There are no shortcuts to life's greatest achievements." And if that sounds like an inspirational poster, that's because it is. He copied it off the poster in front of him.
Also, Mrs. Costello, for some unknown reason, calls Jess Littler Jen. Jen? WTF?
I think that's all. I hope it was funny. :)
First off, I would like to take this time to announce my undying love for the movie Spaceballs, and also my newfound love for the Beatles. If anyone has a Beatles album they would like to burn for me...
Now some entertaining Spaceballs quotes...
Barf: I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
Lone Star: We're not just doing this for money, we're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sanders...chicken?
Lone Star: They've gone to plaid!
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.
Princess Vespa: I can't shoot this, I hate guns!...My hair! They shot my hair! Son of a bitch! (Bam Bam Bam, she mows down all the bad guys)
Barf: That was pretty good...for a girl.
Dot: Oh, come on! That was pretty good for Rambo!
Someone: She's switched from suck to blow!
Dark Helmet: Lone Star, before you die, there is something you should know...I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!
Lone Star: And that makes us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!
Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Priest: What's your name?
Barf: Barf.
Priest: Your full name!
Barf: Barfolomew!
MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!
Ok now I've got that out of my system.
Mrs. Costello asked us to write down what our strongest belief was. I was thinking about the Savage Garden song Affirmation because all the lines begin with "I believe..." and one talks about Karma. So then Heidi says that she believes that if you are a good person, good things will come to you, which is karma. So I said "Karma." Then Ryan, who doesn't believe in that sort of thing, goes "Crazy." And since I wasn't affirming my belief in it I went "Kidding." So it sounded like this:
Karma.
Crazy.
Kidding.
Funny right?
Then Alex read his belief, which was "There are no shortcuts to life's greatest achievements." And if that sounds like an inspirational poster, that's because it is. He copied it off the poster in front of him.
Also, Mrs. Costello, for some unknown reason, calls Jess Littler Jen. Jen? WTF?
I think that's all. I hope it was funny. :)
