I Don't Wanna

[leia131]

Have been reading the livejournals of my friends and have decided that I do not want to go to college. I do not want to go to any place where Kim cannot get an A and Heather gets drunk and Sarah faces stupidity and prejudice and Janeea has boy issues...no wait boy issues happen everywhere. Anyways, I don't want to go. I won't go. I will resume my plan to read fan fiction and not move from in front of my computer until my eyes fall out, and then I will die a happy hermit death.

I don't want to leave my friends.

Doesn't anyone in college have a happy time? Without controlled substances?

Now I have to go work on my college essay. How's that for a paradox? Stick that one in your metaphysical pipe and smoke it, Mrs. Costello!