Funny Things

[leia131]

Christine in History class: "Oh! I want a popsicle stick!" (After some careful thought)"I want a popsicle."

It means the world is coming to an end.
Again?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I can't help her! I'm not a doctor! Well, I am a doctor, but I'm not that kind of doctor! Just because you have a doctorate doesn't mean.....
Treasure Planet

Wesley: blah blah blah Virginia blah blah blah
Angel: Is that my coat?
Wesley: blah blah rant rant save Virginis blah rant blah
Angel: Why is he wearing my coat?
Wesley: blah blah heroic speech pace blah Virginia blah pace
Angel: Isn't that my coat?
Wesley: blah blah search for weapon Virginia blah plan blah
Angel: Wesley, have you been in Virginia?
Wesley: That's beside the point.
(In case you don't get it, Virginia is a girl, not a place.)