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leia131Would you like a cookie or a small parade?
Chris: I'd like a small parade... of cookies.
Billy (At Janeea's birthday party when all the boys had to leave and all the girls got to spend the night): I have to go now. It's the curse of my genitalia.
Someone: Yeah Sarah has no gag reflex.
Aaron: Don't think I'm not disappointed that I haven't taken advantage of that.
Billy: Geeze, Aaron must be hung like a horse!
I dream of a girl with no gag reflex.
Me: And even when it's out of sight, the sun shines night and day!
Kelli: The sun doesn't shine at night. (After a few minutes) Wow. I just realized how blonde what I just said was.
Phil: I've almost been up for three days straight! Yeah!
Hannah L.: How is that a good thing?
Me: Because he's an idiot!
Kiki: I had this dream last night, and we were at a concert, and... Oh look a CD... and then these guys...
Me: Wow. ADD much?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting duck.
Interrupting duck QUACK!
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
Chris: I'd like a small parade... of cookies.
Billy (At Janeea's birthday party when all the boys had to leave and all the girls got to spend the night): I have to go now. It's the curse of my genitalia.
Someone: Yeah Sarah has no gag reflex.
Aaron: Don't think I'm not disappointed that I haven't taken advantage of that.
Billy: Geeze, Aaron must be hung like a horse!
I dream of a girl with no gag reflex.
Me: And even when it's out of sight, the sun shines night and day!
Kelli: The sun doesn't shine at night. (After a few minutes) Wow. I just realized how blonde what I just said was.
Phil: I've almost been up for three days straight! Yeah!
Hannah L.: How is that a good thing?
Me: Because he's an idiot!
Kiki: I had this dream last night, and we were at a concert, and... Oh look a CD... and then these guys...
Me: Wow. ADD much?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting duck.
Interrupting duck QUACK!
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
