leia131 | ARGH!

Let me take this time to once again state that I have a very reasonable but strict no anonymous comments policy. It goes like this:

1. All anonymous comments are screened.

2. If you must comment on my journal anonymously, be a good person like Jess and leave your name.

3. If you forget, I will reply askng who you are and give you a chance to tell me.

4. If you do not respond within a reasonable amount of time, like a week or so, I will unceremoniously delete and forget about your comment.

5. No anonymous questions will be answered.

6. Anonymous flames or other mean comments will be deleted without following procedure.

7. I reserve the right to unmercifully mock people who comment anonymously and never tell me who they are. Especially if they comment like this: "Wiccans tie each other up at weedings to, its caled handfasting. I think its a coo tradition. They also use to jump over fire to prove their love, but now they use brooms. Scorch marks on white dresses is no fun. Glad you hadf a good time."

Right.

Someone replied with that to my entry about my cousin Matthew's wedding over a week ago. (The comment has now been deleted.) I gave him/her fair time to reply to my inquiry about his/her identity. Let the mocking begin!

Weedings? Wiccans have group weedings? Renee never mentioned that...
It's TOO with two o's.
'Caled' is not a word. I looked it up.
It's not ITS it's IT'S. Contractions: not just for childbirth anymore!
What the hell is a coo tradition? And does it involve doves?
They use brooms for what? To jump over or to prove their love? 'Cause that sounds dirty.
Scorch marks ARE no fun. Not is. Basic grammar is a wonderful thing.
We'll forgive that f on the end of 'had' as a typo because this person did express happiness at my having a good time.

(I REALLY needed to get that out. My inner snarker has been suffering lately from lack of material.)

Thank you for your time, and PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD tell me who you are when you comment.