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Oct. 17th, 2005 05:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
leia131Last night I opened my door and there was David Ortiz.
Ok, so it wasn't really him, but it was a girl carrying a life-size cardboard cut-out of him, so that's close enough right?
Maggie ran in here today (apparantly she is having issues with some guy named Dustin) grabbed Cinzia and went "Question: Who is the sketchiest person on the planet? Answer?" and Cinzia goes "Dustin."
My first and immideate thought was "she has obviously not met Phil."
In order to make Great Russians more interesting, the class has begun using double entendres because our teacher doesn't quite grasp all the beautiful subtleties of the English language. I swear they must be doing it on purpose, because no one can keep a straight face when they do.
Examples:
They tease him because he's not straight.
He cuts lots of grass. In fact the whole chapter is about grass.
Ahhh.
Going to see Much Ado About Nothing at 7. YAY FOR SHAKESPEARE!
Ok, so it wasn't really him, but it was a girl carrying a life-size cardboard cut-out of him, so that's close enough right?
Maggie ran in here today (apparantly she is having issues with some guy named Dustin) grabbed Cinzia and went "Question: Who is the sketchiest person on the planet? Answer?" and Cinzia goes "Dustin."
My first and immideate thought was "she has obviously not met Phil."
In order to make Great Russians more interesting, the class has begun using double entendres because our teacher doesn't quite grasp all the beautiful subtleties of the English language. I swear they must be doing it on purpose, because no one can keep a straight face when they do.
Examples:
They tease him because he's not straight.
He cuts lots of grass. In fact the whole chapter is about grass.
Ahhh.
Going to see Much Ado About Nothing at 7. YAY FOR SHAKESPEARE!
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Date: 2005-10-17 04:00 pm (UTC)hahhahahahahahah
hey all she has to do to meet him is come to rhs any day of the week
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Date: 2005-10-17 06:17 pm (UTC)And he really is a loser isn't he? A sketchy loser.
Glad you found it funny!
*muah*
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Date: 2005-10-17 06:25 pm (UTC)which you can't do at schools
there are laws against that sort of thing
becaue if there weren't child molestres would just walk into schools and be like "jackpot!"
*muah*
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Date: 2005-10-18 05:14 pm (UTC)mean mean mean mean mean...but true...but HAHA you dated him!!