Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

Am back at school.

I don't want to go to class, and I have about a million things to sort out. Blech.

Plus my car is probably going to get towed.

But Cinzia bought me chocolate and we're doing evolution in Biology this semester, so it's not all bad news.


But anywho, Ozma was FUCKING AMAZING! They were all great, but especially Renee and Gerry and Becky. OMG.

And I love Josh Hock. He named Erin's boobs. Lucy and Ricky. Yeah.

So I'm going to go try not obsess and kill time now. Peace!

Last night I opened my door and there was David Ortiz.

Ok, so it wasn't really him, but it was a girl carrying a life-size cardboard cut-out of him, so that's close enough right?

Maggie ran in here today (apparantly she is having issues with some guy named Dustin) grabbed Cinzia and went "Question: Who is the sketchiest person on the planet? Answer?" and Cinzia goes "Dustin."

My first and immideate thought was "she has obviously not met Phil."

In order to make Great Russians more interesting, the class has begun using double entendres because our teacher doesn't quite grasp all the beautiful subtleties of the English language. I swear they must be doing it on purpose, because no one can keep a straight face when they do.

Examples:
They tease him because he's not straight.
He cuts lots of grass. In fact the whole chapter is about grass.

Ahhh.

Going to see Much Ado About Nothing at 7. YAY FOR SHAKESPEARE!

There are few things more lovely when it is raining and about 40 degrees out than taking your sweatshirt directly out of the dryer and putting in straight on your body.

*snuggles*

Although I could make a case for bonding with the roomie while decorating for Halloween, which was quite nice too.

And also being done with my paper, and not having a lab report to do over the weekend. All this is good.

The universe must love me lately because Zach* called to say he has to work today and can't meet me at the library**, so I CAN GO TO THE DRAMA CLUB MEETING! Yays.

(She was going to throw exploding garlic at Phil. I said exploding anything would probably work.)

EjM7320: well garlic was a slight vampire joke so exploding would work on all life forms
EjM7320: except the grinch
EjM7320: cause he's green
EjM7320: but it will work on the hulk
EjM7320: (i've tested this)
EjM7320: hey can you imagine if the hulk were an egg
EjM7320: the incredible (edible) hulk
beetlegirl3001: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
beetlegirl3001: what the hell goes on in your head?
EjM7320: Sex.
beetlegirl3001: ahh yes
EjM7320: haha, just kidding, i'm not sure either
beetlegirl3001: so cool
beetlegirl3001: im making this into a poem
EjM7320: one of the voices tries to keep the peace, i'm informed on a semi-daily basis
beetlegirl3001: god
EjM7320: your mom's a poem
beetlegirl3001: no she isnt
EjM7320: well, no, but your dad is
beetlegirl3001: ok
EjM7320: SHE'S A BIG RED DOG

I love Erin more and more every time I talk to her.


*My partner for my Anthropology project
**We were going to meet at the library today to look up books for our project, which is never going to get done at the rate we're going.

Current Mood: mellow

Oh my good giddy God, I forgot the most important thing that happened today!

Cinzia and Melissa and I went to lunch. I had Cinzia's ID because she didn't have any pockets. Then I let Melissa put her keys and her ID on my tray so she could balance her salad bowl and drink and not drop anything.

So after we sat down, Cinzia goes "Megan is like the mom."

TEH SQUEE.

That amused me/made me happy in ways no one here can even being to comprehend. But all my little Encore children will understand the signifigance!

Mommy loves you all and will be there to see Nevermore in November.

--Goth--
1)Do you wear black eyeliner?: I wear invisible.
2)Is most of your clothing black?: Nah. Couple things. I enjoy color.
3)Do you think about death often? Yes, but in an “I don’t want to die” way.
4)Do you want to die?: No. See above.
5)Are you a social outcast?: Sort of?
6)Are you pale?: Pale is Beautiful. Just ask the Greeks.
7)Do you like Hot topic: YES!
8)Do you enjoy Tim Burton's Movies?: Hell Yes! Edward Scissorhands! Who doesn’t
like that movie? Plus like 5 of them have Johnny Depp in them...
9)Are you nice?: I like to think so, yes.
10)Are you fond of A fair complexion?: I go either way.
Total YES: 5.75/10


--Skater --
1)Can you skateboard?: Nope.
2)Do you wear Vans?: Those are those ugly shoes right?
3)Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: I try not to.
4)Have you gotten in trouble with the PIGS: No.
5)Do you listen to punk bands?: Sure...But it’s really pseudo-punk, not hardcore...
6)Do you have any piercings?: Just my ears.
7)Do you like/wear mohawks?: Not especially.
8)Do you wear Band t-shirts: No, actually. I should get a Blink-182 shirt...
9)Have you called someone a poser?: Not seriously.
10)Do you think punk rock is awsome?: Some of it...
Total YES: 2.5/10


--Prep--
1)Do you say the word "like"?: All the bloody time! But it annoys even me.
2)Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: HELL NO!
3)Are the A&F models hot?: I don’t think so.
4)Do you pop the collar?: What does that even mean?
5)Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: No they are totally awesome.
6)The only nerd you like is Seth Cohen: Who? And Chadwick is my favorite nerd.
7)Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?: Don’t even know what channel it’s on.
8)Do you like pop music: Yeah I do. Got a problem with that?
9)Do you want/have a little dog?: Yeah, but not one of those ugly hairless ones. I want a
little terrier or something/
10)Do you spend your money on expensive clothes: Not if I can help it.
Total YES: 3/10?

--Hippie--
1)Is your hair long?: Not as long as I wish it was but yeah.
2)Are you a vegetarian/vegan?: I live on chicken.
3)Do you own a tye~dye shirt?: Two actually. And I made them both myself.
4)Do you want peace?: Yes.
5)Do you want to save the animals? Why not?
6)Do you think the war is unneccesary?: Yes.
7)Is love essential in your life? As much as air and water.
8)Violence is bad: Not all the time.
9)Have you smoked pot?: No. And I don’t really want to.
10)Do you go long periods of time without shaving?: I try not to, but hey, it happens.
Total YES: 7.5/10 (I gave myself a point for making my own tye-dye)


--Gangsta--
1)Are you from the ghetto?: Is there a ghetto in Rutland?
2)Do you own "bling bling"?: Not really.
3)Do you wear do-rags?: I thought you spelled that dew, so no.
4)Do you like hip-hop?: Only Eminem.
5)Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: No clue.
6)Do you believe he's alive?: No.
7)Do you like afros: Nope.
8)Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'?: Only in jest.
9)Do you like to dance?: Not the way you’re thinking.
10)Do you call someone your homie?: Only if I’m really joking and I’ve been hanging
around Paul too much.
Total YES: 2/10

--Emo--
1)Do you cry often?: Not really.
2)Are you emotional?: Yes.
3)Do you like soft music: Everyone does occasionally.
4)Do people not understand you?: I don’t really understand me...
5)Do you write your own songs?: No, but I do write poems.
6)Is your hair dyed dark?: No. It’s naturally really dark though.
7)Do you cut?: No. And you shouldn’t either.
8)Are you lonely?: Yeah, but it’s ok.
9)Is Ohio For Lovers?: What?
10)Do you own haggard shoes: And those are?
Total YES: 5/10


--Surfer--
1)Do you surf?: Not in a landlocked state, no.
2)Do you wear flip flops year-round?: Too much snow.
3)Is your hair shaggy?: I hope not...
4)Do you wake up at 6 or before every morning?: God Almighty no!
5)Do you own any pairs of shorts?: Yes. Everyone sane owns shorts.
6)Are you tan? No. We went through this. Pale is beautiful.
7)Do you have a lot of patience?: With some things.
8)Do you want to be at the beach right now?: No. I don’t like sand. It’s rough and coarse,
and it gets everywhere.
9)Do you hate tourists?: Sure.
10)Do you have good balance?: Not really.
TOTAL yes: 2.5/10

--Geek-
1)Do you wear glasses: No.
2)Do you get good grades?: All my life.
3)Do you use an inhaler?: Nope.
4)Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: I don’t even HAVE shirt
pockets.
5)Does your mom pick out your clothes?: Ummmm no. Not since I was like six.
6)Are you on the computer often?: All the time! My laptop is my OTP.
7)Do you ever get picked on?: I used to...
8)Do you look forward to go to school?: Not really.
9)Are you shy around the opposite sex?: Depends how well I know them.
10)Do people laugh at you?: When I fall...Or when I snark.
TOTAL yes: 4/10

What ever category you got the most amount of "yes'" in is what you are!

I’m a hippie-goth! YES!

You all knew I was...

Just a note, my roommate tore out of here like 10 seconds ago because someone across
the hall is watching Laguna Beach...Which apparantly she watches religiously... So I now
know that it’s on MTV.

I HAVE LANDED AT ST. MICHAEL'S.

And wow.

I'm sure you're all dying to know what's up, but I'm really too tired to update fully now.

I feel really weird, like I can't decide if I want to be here or not...

And I know everyone keeps telling me not to worry and it'll all be fine, but I just can't seem to connect with anyone and it's driving me nuts.

I need to find some theater people like NOW.

But right now I am hiding in my room instead of being at the Freshman Fun for All because Cinzia convinced me to stay in and then we succeeded in hiding from Emma the RA (who is really very nice) and now I'm going to bed.

I promise a real update when I get the chance.