Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

Oh my God.

I just went to see Bob Saget at UVM.... HOLY SHIT.

Not only is he hysterical, but he's dirty. He swears and he talks about sex and beastiality and how bad America's Funniest Home Videos was and how he slept with Kimmie Gibbler (and also possibly Uncle Jesse) and how Danny Tanner is not gay, and OMG. It was amazing. I'll never look at Full House the same way again.

And the guy who played Joey? Shaves his balls. Just so you all know. Bob Saget said so.


Oh, and he also talked about today's number one current event: STEVE IRWIN FUCKING DIED. What the bloody fucking fuck? I was in such shock, I'm not even kidding. I feel like the world is very slightly off its axis now. (See, confidentially, I always had a secret dream of going to Australia and working with him and Terri at his zoo. AND NOW HE'S FUCKING DEAD. HOW AM I GOING TO WORK WITH HIM IF HE'S DEAD?) And he has a little girl and a 3 year old son and how do you explain to them that their father got killed by A FUCKING STINGRAY? IN THE HEART? Stupid stingray.

That's seriously like gotta be a one in a million shot.

At least it wasn't a crocodile.


But in all seriousness, I liked him and I liked his show and I liked his wife and I liked his kids and I liked his zoo and I loved his passion, and yes, he was nuts but in a good way, and I didn't even know him and I miss him.

Goddamn it.

Fucking Stingrays.



On a lighter note, I went to the fair yesterday with my dad. I love my dad. And he loves the fair, so we had a wonderful time. We ate, and looked at sheep, and watched pigs race, and ate some more, and went on the ferris wheel, and got licked by cows, and ate, and saw the GIANT pumpkin, and petted rabbits, and walked through all the buildings, and ate, and it was nice.

Dad: I've never seen a cow before. You?
Me: No, never.



Lastly, it can't be a good sign when the food serving lady says "Don't fight girls, it's only Alliot." If the people serving the food don't think it's good, that doesn't instill much confidence in those of us that have to eat it.

I am home. I was thinking we could maybe go to the movies tonight?

And I am definately going to the fair tomorrow at 1:00.

Say something if you want to come. I tried calling a bunch of people but no luck.

Love!

Ok so.

1. We had this presentation today of this guy who told us his whole life story about how alcohol is bad and almost destroyed his life...While juggling. And balancing things on his nose. It was the coolest thing EVER and it wasn't all cheesy like those talks usually are. It's sooooooooooo true how watching movement really holds your focus. My mind hardly wandered at all.

Guy:*After juggling a bowling ball*: My arm hasn't hurt this much since junior high.
Audience: Hahaha...Clap clap clap.
Guy: That's ok guys, I don't need a hand.
Audience: Ohhhh Groan.
Guy: That was the original palm pilot.

2. Then the orientation leaders did this thing where to emphasize that no one is alone they said something really personal and then "You are not alone."

And I cied because one guy's was that his friend had killed himself, and it just hit too close to home.

3. Cinzia and I rearranged our whole room, and it is ten times more awesome now.

4. We totally had a pizza party in the lounge tonight, and I met like half our floor, and it was a very good bonding experience. We talked for hours.

5. I am coming home this weekend, and I am bringing this girl Whitney home with me because she wants to go to the Rutland Fair to go to the Demolition Derby Sunday night because she goes with her grandparents every year. Yeah she's cool. And she's staying at my house so you can all meet her.

6. We watched the VMA's and I met even more cool people (who also don't drink) and bonded more. It was great.

7. I actually have to go to class tomorrow, so goodnight!