Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

Oh my God.

I just went to see Bob Saget at UVM.... HOLY SHIT.

Not only is he hysterical, but he's dirty. He swears and he talks about sex and beastiality and how bad America's Funniest Home Videos was and how he slept with Kimmie Gibbler (and also possibly Uncle Jesse) and how Danny Tanner is not gay, and OMG. It was amazing. I'll never look at Full House the same way again.

And the guy who played Joey? Shaves his balls. Just so you all know. Bob Saget said so.


Oh, and he also talked about today's number one current event: STEVE IRWIN FUCKING DIED. What the bloody fucking fuck? I was in such shock, I'm not even kidding. I feel like the world is very slightly off its axis now. (See, confidentially, I always had a secret dream of going to Australia and working with him and Terri at his zoo. AND NOW HE'S FUCKING DEAD. HOW AM I GOING TO WORK WITH HIM IF HE'S DEAD?) And he has a little girl and a 3 year old son and how do you explain to them that their father got killed by A FUCKING STINGRAY? IN THE HEART? Stupid stingray.

That's seriously like gotta be a one in a million shot.

At least it wasn't a crocodile.


But in all seriousness, I liked him and I liked his show and I liked his wife and I liked his kids and I liked his zoo and I loved his passion, and yes, he was nuts but in a good way, and I didn't even know him and I miss him.

Goddamn it.

Fucking Stingrays.



On a lighter note, I went to the fair yesterday with my dad. I love my dad. And he loves the fair, so we had a wonderful time. We ate, and looked at sheep, and watched pigs race, and ate some more, and went on the ferris wheel, and got licked by cows, and ate, and saw the GIANT pumpkin, and petted rabbits, and walked through all the buildings, and ate, and it was nice.

Dad: I've never seen a cow before. You?
Me: No, never.



Lastly, it can't be a good sign when the food serving lady says "Don't fight girls, it's only Alliot." If the people serving the food don't think it's good, that doesn't instill much confidence in those of us that have to eat it.

Currently I am suprrssing the urge to skip/dance. Why am I in such a good mood? Dunno.

Had a good time in Biology...Artie laughed when I said we should get Proferssor Lubkowitz a neon pink eraser because he can never find his...something fell out of a tree and bonked me on the head...the sun is shining...the trees are shedding and I love Fall...they discriminate against the silverware here...something. I'm just happy person maybe?

Professor Lubkowitz Quotes:
Chlorine reacts the living Hell out of things!
*With an enormous smile on his face* I met these weatherguys...

And he abbreviated the word "potential" on the board as "pot" and underlined it three times. He couldn't figure out why we were all snickering. It's subliminal messaging, I say.

This kid came to class with his skateboard. As Heather once said, I wish I could be THAT cool.

I think it's a rule that all Biology teachers have to wear shoes incongrous to the rest of their outfits. Mr. Hooker used to wear sandals. Professor Lubkowitz wears battered sneakers. Biology people are weird.

I'm coming home Saturday! We're going to the fair Sunday. Who's coming?

Is it weird that I love how windy and grey it is outside? It's like four different shades of grey all at once. I didn't even know that was possible. And I heart wind.

And I totally whipped out my Lara Croft Skills today and caught my cup as it was falling off my tray and before it crashed to the floor. Go me!

Hey, all you people who went to see Into the Woods with me...I MET JACK! HA! (His real name is Kevin.) And I also met Jack's Mother (Jennifer, she's awesome) Little Red Riding Hood (Kayla) and the Baker (Mike). I saw the wolf and one of the princes but did not actually meet them. Kevin and Jennifer are very nice, and Kevin was incredibly pleased to hear that my friends liked him. :)

Yeah, so I went to the theater "picnic" (only it was inside because of the rain) and met all the cool theater kids and signed up for the 24 hour play thing. I am excited. They all introduced themselves and were super friendly and nice. Theater people rock. I felt so...wanted. Yay theater!

But I found out that as a Bio major I'm supposed to be taking Chem right now, and I'm not. Boo!

Peace and Love!