Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

This is Kristen, Megan, and Erin, with a few things to say:


Mom: Where's Kristen going to be all summer?
Me: The bathroom.


Also, Ron is the reason the Nazis hate the Jews.



kfnkjdkbh (that was Kristen)

8========D~~~~~~O: (And that was Erin...)

Just kidding this is just Me- no one's here- I'm just chillin' home alone on a Saturday night with no friends imagining that people are here.


Yeah... And we all went to see Into the Woods tonight and it was wonderful.

Also, I love Josh. There's nothing like the love of a gay man to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.


Also, Erin would like to make an announcement:

Testicles.


That is all.

OMG. I just looked at Anna's facebook pictures from prom... You all looked so fucking gorgeous! I'm jealous.


Anna, Kelli, Renee, and Kristen, your dresses were all so incredibly beautiful. Like, GAH.

Ty, nice hat.

Kristen, I liked your hair in the later pictures when it had sort of uncurled a little. I think it looked even better that way.

Kelli, you looked perfect as always. And the way you stand so regally in heels kills me.

Anna, that dress was perfect for you. Love the ruffles.

Renee, God. You looked so mature and hot. Heh.


I wanna see more pics! I looked at Em's but the colors... I wanna see what Vanessa's dress looked like!!!

Love to you all!

Me: How do blind people look at porn?
Anna: That's what they invented phone sex for.

Thick Waiter = The Equator
Arrange Heck = A Rain Check

Nora goes skinny dipping in Kristen's pond every night. (Why yes, that is a suggestive innuendo)

Nora is part of the Pop Culture.

GAY STAR WARS!!!

You are not yet strong in the Homosexual ways...

Your fashion sense is as good as mine!

Gay or gay not. There is no Bi.

Once you start down the Heterosexual Path, forever will it dominate your destiny!

Gay Padawans!

You must reach out with your feelings to strengthen your gaydar!

Heh. It was a fantastic party Kristen.

Current Mood:
energetic

My last real Encore show is done. And I am sad.

So let's distract me with some fun memories, shall we?

I wanted to mention that I spent an hour one night watching That 70's Show in the Chorus room with Pat, Gerry, and Vanessa. It was great fun, and we all knew and sang the theme song. Loudly and off key. Ha ha ha!

Becky: *The line is "Your virture is my privelige"* Your virginity is my privilege!

Aaron: Puck's supposed to be an effeminante male. In our case...it's Renee.

I tripped over my scooter on the way offstage. Ouch.

Pat: Arise my love! *Bart raises sword, slowly and phallicly*

Lydia moved her hand when Bart and Pat went to kiss. Hahahahahahaha!

Pat: With hands as pale as milk! *Hold up hands, while wearing white gloves.*

Me: *Lipstick in hand* Where does this go?
Kristen: In Pat's purse.

Paul twitches when he pretends to sleep. I wonder if he twitches when he really sleeps?

Then the music awards and senior recital...Yeah.

Mrs Hart: I felt just like a mother hen with all my little ducklings. (Ok Woman, let's just get this straight. Hens DO NOT HAVE DUCKLINGS.)

Today, I love you, because the Pope is Catholic; some Rabbis are Jewish; and the wind blows North. Sometimes.
Today I hate uptightness.

Well.

We all went to Hannahmylove's to watch Pride and Prejudice, and some other movies. We ended up watching The Incredibles...and nothing else. But that doesn't mean we didn't have fun. Oh no. We did. The highlights:

Kristen is convinced that the song Mr. Brightside by The Killers is about a girl named Chelsea. Nevermind that they sang the whole song in order to convince her otherwise, she still thinks it's about Chelsea.

Ari has this theory about boobs. Apparantly if you have the right kind of boobs, and someone pokes them, they bounce back in a cool way. (Whether they go nunga-nunga or not is still undecided.) Anyways, Erin has the best boobs for this, and so we spent a considerable amount of time poking them. (I love you Erin)

We watched American Idol, and Bart and I nearly had a heart attack because we thought Mikalah was going to get voted off. But she didn't, and so life continued to be ok. Oh, yes, and I LIKE CONSTINTINE! Nothing anyone says will ever make me not like him. So there.

We played Never Have I Ever, and Erin won. It was an exciting night for Erin, as you can tell. Although since she won NHIE, I guess the rest of her life is not as exciting... It was also the first time I have ever lost all 10 fingers while playing that game. Go me!

We didn't watch Pride and Prejudice. At all. Poor neglected Colin Firth.

We did however watch The Incredibles. It was ok, but the plot...wait, there was a plot? I was greatly impressed by the animation though, and I WANT VIOLET'S HAIR! I also love Edna. Who doesn't love Edna? NO CAPES! No capes.

We were fantastically entertained by Liz's story about how she and her friends were sitting on a bench, when a guy walked up with his huge lacrosse bag. He set the bag on the ground and walked away. A few minuets later they heard a zipping sound, and the bag opened. A girl got out, brushed herself off, waved, and walked away. Amusing yes?

I want to do the Spice Girls for the talent show. Bart wants to be Garlic Spice or Old Spice.

And then I slept with Renee. That was the best thing that happened all night. Hee hee hee.

And the show last night went well. Go Regional's Cast!

Today I love Phantom of the Opera

Today I hate my father telling me how to drive as though I don't do it by myself EVERY FUCKING DAY!

Today I am baffled by the fact that the little vegetables in Veggie Tales have no arms, yet they can joust...

NO CAPES!

OK, I have three days worth of funny occurances to enlighten you all with. Aren't you excited?

Ok, so Wednesday in Calc we had this problem where a guy was running 5 feet per second towards a lamppost. Think about that. That's really fast to be running, and Mr. Sinclair goes "He really wants to hug that lamppost." Then we filled out the data match forms, and Mr. Sinclair, who is on a roll this week, goes "OK kids, time to find Will a girlfriend. Corey?" (This is Will Gormley and Corey Jerecki) So then today Mr. Sinclair is talking about the data matches and Will needing a date and Maria goes "Ohhh, can I get one of those?" And she meant a data match form, but Mr. Sinclair goes "A date? Sure. Will, there you go."

Moving on to Anthro. Mr. Peterson was acting out how Homo sapiens and Neanderthals could have interbred. Neanderthals are big hulking beefy stocky ugly really strong humans, and Homo sapiens are us. So he goes:
First Homo sapien: (Looks up over a rock, sees Neanderthal girl) What is that?
Second Homo sapien: I don't know. Sure is ugly though.
First Homo sapien: Wanna fuck her?
But the best part is that four guys in the class agreed that they would do something like that. Men are pigs.

Then today someone asked if their mom could go with us to New York, and Mr. Peterson goes "That depends, is you mom a babe?" And then we proceeded to watch a movie about Germany because that's where they found Neanderthals, and someone goes "Germany. The people who brought you Hitler..."

At lunch some day Kristen had nachos all over her hands and she goes "Do you have a napkin? No? Maybe I'll just wipe it on my pants." When she reached down to do so she discovered she had napkins in her pants pocket and said "I wondered where these went!"

At rehersal Wednesday night Ari goes "My own Vienese dancing waltzing girls, which I giggled at.

Finally, in physics Mr. Welch realized that his drawing on the swimmer in our problem was a gilr and not a guy and so he changed her bathing suit with his pen and going "This is a G rated show!" And today I found out that he used to play trombone in the mariene corps band and there was apparantly much discussion as to what was more dangerous to the enemy; his gun or his trombone.

All done!