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Went to see The Family Stone again tonight with Heather, Emalee, Eric, and for some reason Steve. (Who, Em, is very, very weird.) I mean, he was wearing a sundress. I respect statements like that, but it's still weird.

Heather cried. She's so cute and I love her.

I saw Paul at the movie theater. May I just say, for the record, that I would still be all over Paul if he showed any inclination my way. (Which he never will, let's be practical, but he is one lovely speciman of a man. Like, if aliens wanted to see an ideal human male, I'd show them Paul. And then say that I was his love in a play. And then take their picture. But I digress.)

I'm still crazy, and it's annoying, but meh.

Umm... Janeea, I told Hannahmylove to go to your party. I assume that is a good thing to have done. (HEY! Hannah is home and we talked for hours and went in my hot tub today and she is awesome and I love her.)

Renee, I also assume you can come to Janeea's, and you probably have to work but since we'll be there all night you could come later and that would be ok. Right? Renee? Janeea? Someone? Anyone? Bueller?

Ah, the siren call of fanfiction...

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Current Music: Typing

This is my eager face.

I just watched the AFI Lifetime Achievement Award Presentation to George Lucas. It was amazing. It was nostalgic and poignant and freaking hysterical. Mommy taped it for me, as it was on last Monday, so I fast forwarded through all the stupid commercials and I can watch it again and again!

Anyone care to join me?

In a completely unrelated story, Kelli took me to lunch at The Coffee Exchage today, and I saw Lauren Breen. No joke, I have not seen that girl since our eighth grade graduation. She looked really different, and yet at the same time exactly the same. (Hey, that's good. Maybe I can use that in a fic?)

Anyways lunch was wonderful, I highly recommend TCE, and Kelli is awesome. She missed me! I feel special. And, Kelliann dear, I'm really truly glad that you and Jim found each other. You both deserve a nice healthy relationship. I love you.

Lastly, here's some more Nebraska stuff.

Do you all know how bad teenagers who have neither showered nor changed their clothes in three days smell after they've just spent half a day walking around a zoo in 90+ degree heat and the other half stagnating inside a train? Really bad. Really really bad, that's how bad.

The hugs I gave them all after the trip were equally smelly. Smelltastic, according to Hannahmylove.

Speaking of zoos, did I mention that the zoo was the Lincoln Park Zoo? We left Lincoln Nebraska for the Lincoln Park Zoo. Ironic, no? (Has Linkin Park ever played in Lincoln Park? The world may never know.)

And and and...PAUL DOES NOT LIKE ANIMLAS! Who doesn't like animals? Honestly. Who? Paul apparantly. Of course he might have mentioned this BEFORE we went to the zoo, and not halfway through our visit. I love him, but really.

I also forgot to mention that we went to the Lincoln Children's Museum three times. There is nothing funnier in the world than Encore students and a children's museum. Dustin and Renee took a nap on the reading rug after I read them stories, Chad built a house out of legos, Gerry played in the prarie dog holes, Paul built a whole city out of wooden blocks, Chris had fun with the water, I made a zoo out of big legos, Aaron posed with the imitation Mack truck, and Vanessa played with the stuffed chickens on the fake farm. Heh.

I have pictures. Lots of them.

If, as you live your life, you find yourself mentally composing LJ entries about it, post this exact same sentence in your Livejournal.

(I TOOK NOTES on my Nebraska trip specifically for the purpose of putting it in my LJ.)

Yay for not feeling train sensations anymore, and for chillin' like a gorilla!

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Current Music: Dad Swimming

I am no longer in high school. Yay?

I promise to still be the Encore Mother though. I'll just be an absent parent, k? I still love you all like you're my children.

Graduation was hot, Project Grad was kind of boring, but the hypnotist was freaking hysterical. I have pictures of people doing stupid things. Heh. And we went swimming and Hannah and Ryan had a noodle fight. Sillies.

Then I came home at 5am and took a picture of 5am. Just so I'll always remember it.

I like Jim because he makes Kelli happy.

The 20th Reunion went swimmingly. We had plenty of food and people came and the plays....Oh the plays...Chris and Pat and Jess and Erin were soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!!! Thank you guys. They remembered to do everything I had told them to. Then Ari. Ari was absolutely amazing and wonderful and I miss her already. GOODBYE ARI! I HEART YOU! SEND ME LETTERS!

Confessions still sucks, but the actors in it did a good job. The whole time I was trying not to laugh because all I could think watching it was "I'M PAUL AND I'M ANGRY!!!" (How, exactly, does a man with no legs beat his wife? She could just like take a step away from him and he wouldn't be able to reach her. Does he run her over with his wheelchair?)

And Ten To Go was the funniest thing ever.

So...Yeah. The world is good. And I like it.

Emalee, you know I was only kidding whenI called you a drug addict sex fiend, right?

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exhausted

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Current Music: The Sound of Silence

Had a fantastic time at Becky's party at Ari's house. Love everyone who was there, except Andy and Jake simply because I do not know them. Love Becky for having a birthday and Ari for having the party. Love Renee and Kelli for long and intense conversation we had. Love the world in general.

Chrissy: I need my glasses, because, clearly, I cannot see.
Me: Isn't that a bit contradictory?
Chrissy: Yeah. I need my glasses because I can't see clearly.

Encore awards went spectacularly. Advisor type people loved their presents. I got a mug and a clock. "I devoted my entire high school social life to Encore, and all I got was this lousy mug!" Kidding. I got the best times of my life and the best people I will ever know and enough inside jokes to last me a lifetime. I LOVE YOU ALL. EVERYONE. I'll miss Encore. But I wax depressing.

People brought food! THANK YOU PEOPLE!

I am a hippie. Watched Wookstock today. Is no question. I am a hippie.

Wrote love not to Paul. He is oblivious. But a good cock nonetheless.

Random Guy: You wouldn't need drugs at Woodstock, you'd just need to breathe.

Joe Cocker played a really nice guitar...that wasn't there.

Peace out, man.

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Current Music: TV

This is long but I promise it's funny.

You know, I think I decided today that all the trials and tribulations and crazy teachers *Cough COSTELLO Cough* I've had at RHS are completely made null and void by this Senior Year YES Plan. It's just so totally perfect. Here's why:

1. I am directing and get to cast a play that I like and not the one I hated.
2. I am also directing a play who's entire cast is Ari.
3. Mr. Peterson + Mr. French = WOAH
4. Watching Anna react to the aforementioned two = priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's YES Plan
5. I have a hour off in the middle of each day
6. Neither class requires very much brain power
7. I held Vanessa's lollipop. (Take that however you want)

I am directing Paul's play. That he wrote...about himself. Conceited much? But the best part is that we don't have enough guys for it, so the character "Paul" is now "Paulette." Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I made Paul into a girl. AND I LIKED IT!

Guys: *In reference to Drew Peterson* Yo Droopy! (Drew P, Droopy, Get it?)
Mr. Peterson: That's not an anatomical reference, as far as I know...

Mr. Peterson ate a piece of chalk today. No joke.

Mr. Peterson: They're all so full of angst! Ahhhh the angst in my pants!

Me. Peterson: *In reference to Rebel Without A Cause, which is a really good movie* So what if Dad dresses up like a French maid? I could deal with that if he bought me a new car! SUCK IT UP!

Jim's Dad: *In the movie* I once ate so much I couldn't swallow again until recess! (Took about half a second for Anna and I to look at each other and totally lose it)

Anna and I decided that Plato wants Jim the same was Sam wants Frodo. And he was wearing one red sock, which according to Mr. Peterson means he is in fact gay, so we were right.

Jim has two very bad lines: "You can trust me." and "You wanna explore?"

Cuckooboo. What, exactly, is a cuckooboo?

And now, a grammar lesson. I read seven plays today. Out of them, exactly two used your and you're correctly. Ok, children. YOUR indicates possession, such as "If you don't get this right, I'm going to kick YOUR ass." The ass belongs to you. YOU'RE is a contraction of YOU ARE and is used as a verb. Such as "If you don't know this by now, YOU'RE the biggest dumbass I've ever met." YOU ARE a dumbass. Get it? Got it? Good. No more PLEASE! Mommy has had enough bad grammar.

And I hate American Idol. Bo didn't win, and now I'm going to have to hear about it for THE REST OF MY LIFE!

That's it. Goodnight, and happy grammar!
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determined

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Current Music: NOT AMERICAN IDOL

1. Aaron was spanking Paul in the FAH the other morning. Paul even bent over and his pants slid down a bit. I have never been so disturbed and amused simuntaneously.

2. Danielle: My mother loves you Will! She thinks you're so cool.
Alex L: Yeah my mom does too.
Alex F: Will; Kid tested, mother approved.

3. This morning Hannahmylove tried to gert Aaron to eat this graham bar...And when she finally got him to open his mouth and went to push it in, she hit him in the chin and broke the bar thing in half. Hahahahaha!

4. Jackie, we did this unit on when to use Por and when to use Para, and all I could think of was you.

5. Witchi Witchi Gerry!

Today I love livejournal
Today I hate worrying

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amused

STAR WARS MIDNIGHT SHOW TONIGHT!

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My last real Encore show is done. And I am sad.

So let's distract me with some fun memories, shall we?

I wanted to mention that I spent an hour one night watching That 70's Show in the Chorus room with Pat, Gerry, and Vanessa. It was great fun, and we all knew and sang the theme song. Loudly and off key. Ha ha ha!

Becky: *The line is "Your virture is my privelige"* Your virginity is my privilege!

Aaron: Puck's supposed to be an effeminante male. In our case...it's Renee.

I tripped over my scooter on the way offstage. Ouch.

Pat: Arise my love! *Bart raises sword, slowly and phallicly*

Lydia moved her hand when Bart and Pat went to kiss. Hahahahahahaha!

Pat: With hands as pale as milk! *Hold up hands, while wearing white gloves.*

Me: *Lipstick in hand* Where does this go?
Kristen: In Pat's purse.

Paul twitches when he pretends to sleep. I wonder if he twitches when he really sleeps?

Then the music awards and senior recital...Yeah.

Mrs Hart: I felt just like a mother hen with all my little ducklings. (Ok Woman, let's just get this straight. Hens DO NOT HAVE DUCKLINGS.)

Today, I love you, because the Pope is Catholic; some Rabbis are Jewish; and the wind blows North. Sometimes.
Today I hate uptightness.

Current Mood: sad
Current Music: Frasier

Three shows down, one to go.

Some Highlights:

Erin: What's in my hair?
Me: Ranch dressing. Hairspray. Makeup. Semen. Crack. Who knows?

Bart broke the sword. Twice.

Don: Why do the lovers have those little dots by their eyes?
Me: It's Braille for horny.

Bart: Give me the numbers 1-7 in any order.
Erin: 1,4,6,3,9...

When Paul stood up at one point his pants were like halfway down and the audience and I saw his nice plaid boxers. I am also going to kill him for pretending to blow his nose on a bit of fabric and then throwing it at me...ON STAGE!

Paul: Isn't someone going to disparage something?

Bart: *Pretends to have phone sex with Heather, using his shoe as a phone*
Heather: I just hung up.
Bart: Hello Number One Chinese!

When Erin did my hair my head was in her crotch. It was very exciting. And it looked quite interesting too.

Me: *Walks into Girl's bathroom, sees Aaron Mack therein.* Holy Shit!
Caity: *Removing Aaron's makeup for him* Don't mind him.
Aaron: Just go about your business.

Then at Denny's we had more fun throwing dirty napkins,(by dirty I mean what was written on them, not that they were soiled) and we dubbed ourselves the "Pervy Table."

And Josh told his Creepy Janitor Story again, which is the funniest story ever because of how he says "urinating" instead of peeing, and how he has "shy kidneys."

Heather came and Kurt came, and it was just fantastic. We had a really good show tonight. I love my cast!

Today I love Erin's crotch
Today I hate Tri-M

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Current Music: Nothing Cause It's Late

We totally kicked ass tonight. It was like ten times better than last night.

There won't be details, but I thought the show was totally going to tank tonight brcause of some very intense drama, no joke, five minuets before we let the audience in.

Thank God Paul was able to act in spite of his inner turmoil, and thank everyone for fixing it. I love my Encore family.

Now the funny stuff. Paul said Becky's cue too early so she came on too early, and then she had to come on again. Paul: Your good friend Helena went by...And there she is again!

Then there was some inprvisation with a bit of purple fluff, including Paul presenting it to Becky, and trying to strangle Josh with it. So hard not to laugh on stage!

Then Gerry fell over, on purpose, while he was the wall, and I screamed cause I didn't know he was going to do it.

Oh, and Pat's finger got run over or hit or something, and there was blood onstage and on him and it was exciting. So it was not such a good night for his finger.

Then we went to Denny's and had much fun with paper airplanes and napkins that said dirty things.

HAHAHAHAHAHA SECOND NIGHT WE OWN YOU!

Today I love that something as small as someone saying "Just for you, Megan, I'll be excited" can make me so happy.

Today I hate nothing!

Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Music: Nada

So the show was last night. I thought it went very well. What happened...

Becky said "My sex" instead of "Our sex" and it took all my power not to ask her what sex I am.

Paul did very well, even though he still didn't say his bloody line, but he is so focused on his mistakes that I may have to kill him if he keeps it up.

And Renee was funny. "Ooooooookaaaaayyyy...I go. I go. I....go." And she had the yellow flower not the purple one...

During relaxation Karla and Ari were sitting behind Paul, and he couldn't see them. Karla reached down and like rubbed his leg. Paul, thinking it was Ari, hit her hand away. Karla: That was me! Paul: Sorry. So then he turned back around and Ari started rubbing his leg, and he let her because he thought it was Karla. Karla: That's not me. You can hit her.

Besides that, we spent most of Spanish class discussing Il Divo, this very hot boy band thing. I Heart Urs. He's Swiss.

Then instead of taking our test in Physics, we went out and played wiffle ball against the AP Environmental class. All eight if us, including Nathaniel, lost very badly to the like 15 of them.

And now I feel a bit calmer.

Today I love that it's Friday the 13th and THE SECOND NIGHT!

Today I hate Zach Smith. No reason.

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Current Music: Renee

Well, I didn't really mean to update again, but some very interesting things happened at rehersal.

I learned that Paul is obsessed with the word 'bosom'. He used it six times in one sentence.

Paul: Troth, truth, bosom, interchanged, he just goes on and on, and he makes up words. And people get mad at Snoop Dogg for saying schizzle my nizzle!
Mrs. Archer: Well, Shakespeare was the Snoop Dogg of his day.

Oh God, how we laughed.

That's all.

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Current Music: Red Sox

Has my journal been boring lately? No one seems to read it anymore...I think it's still pretty interesting.

On that note, big ass band festival today.

Don't ask me how we were. I really thought we did fantastic, but since I am the only one who thinks so, perhaps I am wrong. I also think I'm tone deaf. It all sounded in tune to me, and then they're all like "None of it was in tune" Fuck.

Don't ask me how the other bands were. I was exhausted and I slept through them. They were however very soothing, and I did hear some very nice crechendoes.

At lunch Gerry and Paul and I decided on this slogan: Sex: my antidrug.

Funniest thing ever: : :

Drew Peterson. Straight A student. Math whiz. Fluent in French as well as English. Athletic. Also musical. Picture him, standing at the back of a bus, trombone case in hand, trying to open the door by pulling the handle down. Perplexed by his lack of success. Totally ignoring the GIANT ARROW pointing up. Completely baffled when someone inside the bus pulls the handle up. Saying "Well, that explains it." Ahh, Drew.

But anything is better than going to school.

Today I love that I'm going to Myrtle Beach in like 3 days!

Today I hate drugs.

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Robin Hood: Men in Tights!

In Physics today Mr. Welch was beginning to get rather frusterated with the lack of attention paying, and Steve goes "Oh, you really pissed him off now." So Mr. Welch turns around and goes, laughing, "Who said that?" And without missing a beat, Steve points at Amanda, in classic cartoon fashion, with the best "It wasn't me!" look on his face. Oh it was priceless. (Side note: Mr. Welch didn't actually know who had said it...Senile old fool.)

Then at rehersal lines were due...And Paul's line was "I see your heart through your bosom." What he said was "I see your bosom!" Heh.

And the funniest thing EVER happened at the Paramount show the other night...There was a huge, cast-wide discussion about how Paul is not gay, and how stupid people call him thus, and what he should do about it, and this snowballed into a discussion about the double standard and how everyone loves lesbians, and how girls can flirt with each other and it's ok but boys can't, Paul all the while asserting his heterosexuality.

Then during the show he got kicked in the elbowish area, and he could barely move one of his arms. So Aaron buttoned his shirt up for him. Oh my God! It was so incredibly funny, given the context. And it reminded my slashy mind of Stealing Harry. I'm still giggling.

Today I love Lesbians...

Today I hate when lines are due...

Current Mood: Sexy
Current Music: You Sexy Thing

Two major things of today:

1. Rehersal. It was only Becky, Paul, Josh, and myself, but it was fun! We started rehersal off by scootering around "for practice" but really because we wanted to scoot. er. And then the front wheel fell off Josh's scooter. Which was hilarious. And his first words were "It's not my fault!"

And Paul was late, and he looked like he'd just rolled out of bed and come to rehersal, and so when we tried to do an "eye contact reading" his hair and the way he made eye contact with me were very distracting and I could not stop laughing and so I got the LOOK OF DEATH from Mrs. Archer, which was also funny. (And wow that's all one sentence.) Also the way he and Becky snapped their heads around to avoid losing eye contact when changing who they were talking too was hil-fucking-arious. So it was a good afternoon.

2. Ari, Kelli, Lydia (Ari's sister) Hannahmylove, and I all went to see Robots....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO FUNNY!

And I paid for Hannah as a birthday present, and we concluded that Ari always has to pee.

It was worth the seven dollars just to see a robot voiced by Robin Williams and dressed as a female operaesque viking warrior sing and dance to Hit Me Baby, One More Time. And for some odd reason we were the only ones laughing at most of the jokes...Stupid uptight people.

WE SAW THE EPISODE III TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOING TO BE SO SAD!!!!!!! (AND SOOOOOO GOOD) and Kelli and I are going opening night, in costume. I've always wanted to do that. AND THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE!

Also saw the Willy Wonka trailer. Realllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyy fucked up and quite scary, but so totally going to see that too. Love Johnny Depp and Willy Wonka too much not to.

"I'm made of a rare metal. It's called afraidium. It's yellow, and tastes like chhhhhhiiiiiiiiiken!"

"Oodles."

"Are you all right?" "I'm the prettiest girl at the Harvest Ball!" "I'm gonna take that as a no."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

And I'm spent.

Today I love feeling like I didn't waste seven dollars.

Today I hate dastardly plans.

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Current Music: Hummmmmmmmmmmm

BREAKING NEWS! Mr. Whitman hates Kelli. Yup. That's the only conclusion I can draw from his behavior in band yesterday. He started to conduct, and then threw his baton at Kelli. (Well ok, to be perfectly honest I think it was an accident, but then he expected us to keep playing, like an identified flying pointy object hadn't just hit one of us in the face, so it's more fun to think he hates Kelli and then be mad at him...)

And rehersal tonight was actually quite productive...Only Paul CANNOT FOCUS WHEN DANCING! And he's very stiff. The Merengue, which we are dancing, is not stiff. Karla, babe, when you feel better get that man to loosen up! In a non-sexual way.

KARLA AND BECKY GET WELL SOON! I love you both.

Although Paul is funny. He was lying on his side on the stage with his script in front of him and me facing him, and he looks down at the script, and then at me, and goes "Hermia, I feel like there's something between us..."

And then Bart had a plastic hanger in his belt to be his sword, and when he went to stab himself with it, after drawing it out all dramatically, it broke in half and a piece of it went flying. LMFAO!

That's all for today folks!

Today I love the Merengue

Today I hate not knowing what grade I got on my Physics test.

Current Mood: productive
Current Music: Water

Let it be known that, henceforth, Ryan Rainville is proclaimed to be "God's Gift to Blind Dogs"!

Kathryn and I are merely "wayward theologians".

Last night at Rehersal:

Paul: I need to go home...I need to mastrubate really badly. (Once again, Paul, waaaaaaaaaaaay too much information.)

Dr. Seuss + A Midsummer Night's Dream = "I do not like Demetrius! I do not like him in a box, I do not like him with a fox! I do not like him in a house, I do not like him with a mouse! I do not like him here or there; I do not like him anywhere! I do not like Demetrius! I do not like him, Egeus!"

This morning in Calc:

Mr. Sinclainr: Anything in this world can be undone.

Me: Except murder.

Today I love having a big part! Finally!

Today I hate not being able to sleep at night

Today I wonder why no one has yet asked me who the attractive hunk that has been staring coyly out of my icon lately is.

Current Mood: pleased
Current Music: Nothing

First, I had to do this, because well, I just had to. And it's pretty accurate too.

You are the Schmoopy Plot. "I love you more
than life itself, now let's cuddle and say
things men would never say and have
insignificant problems that we think are going
to end the world and then after all that we'll
only put out in the very last chapter.

Which Slashy Plot Cliche Are You?
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And I love how before you take the quiz it tells you that it cantains mature content. Hey news flash: MY ENTIRE LIFE CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. Sheesh.

Now onto rehersal last night, and the ensuing hilarity.

How many Encore people does it take to move a single pillow off the stage? Apparantly five.

Anna and I decided that David is attractive and an ok guy...as long as he doesn't talk. Or wear green spandex. And I like his hair.

Anna, Gerry, Vanessa, Paul, and I all had an orgy on the theater floor. And it was good. And we watched the play, and laughed ourselves silly. (No, it wasn't a real orgy. Anna, I need to talk to you, Karla, if you ever happen across this, Paul was behaving himself and so were we, there's no need to be worried, Scout's honor, and yes I was a girl scout)

During said orgy, Vanessa told me Gerry was a horn dog. Well duh! He's a boy, m'dear.

Then during the rape scene every other person said "He sullied her" so Anna and I of couse went to town with that. "He sullied her, then he sullied her again! Then he waited an hour and sullied her some more! They went out for Chinese and then he sullied her again! He wanted to keep sullying her, but his boys wouldn't take it!" And I am sorry, Ron and the rest of you uptight people, but that scene is funny. IT'S A PLAY, IT'S NOT A REAL RAPE, AND IT'S FUNNY SO LIGHTEN UP! (No, I do not think real rape is funny. At all. But this is a scene of rape that involves a parachute. It's in a comedic play. It's funny.)

Paul had one of those little like Livestrong bracelets, only it was blue and it said PIMP and he went to take it off, and it broke.

Then we went into the Chorus room to reherse, and Paul tried to pull the door open, except you have to push the Chorus room door open...and he pulled the handle off. Then he stood there, with the handle in his hand, making this "What the hell happened, I'm so sorry, please don't kill me!" face, and we all laughed so hard none of us could talk to tell Ron what had happened. That made my night.

As Aaron said, this only proves that he's Paul and he's angry. He ripped the freaking door handle off.

Today I love Paul, because he's angry.

Today I hate all the gossip and scandal Pat is involved in, and how everyone feels the need to tell me about it.

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Current Music: Nothing Yet

First of all, I learned two pieces of information today that I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW!

1. One of my friends had on small and uncomfortable underwear.

2. Paul's little brother's balls have not dropped yet. (This may be an exaggeration, but he still told me it... Why? I do not know...I hope his little brother never reads this...)

And now, a Meme that I came up with ON MY OWN while reading Jean's list of things she has done that I haven't. It isn't really that original, but whatever.

10 Things I Have Not Done

1. Been high on anything. Ever.

2. Been drunk.

3. Had sex.

4. Been on a pair of roller blades.

5. Been to Australia.

6. Played Lacrosse. (like on a team)

7. Failed a test, quiz, or homework assignment. (that counted)

8. Had detention.

9. Owned a fish.

10. Eaten sushi.

Aren't I a good little child? How many of these things HAVE you all done?

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Phantom (What else is new?)

Well my cast ROCKS! We are going to have TEH BEST time in Nebraska EVA!

Here are the highlights:

Spencer can no longer do the play, so Paul got his part of Chanticleer.
Paul: I'm the cock?
Gerry: You're one big cock.

Then Anna wasn't there and Ron had Dustin call Anna. Baker. Who is not in our cast.
Ron: WHay should Anna Baker be here?
Mrs. Archer: Annd Land.
Ron: Excuse me. (Scurries off to have Dustin call the right Anna)

Seth tried to pick the lock on Mrs. Hart's sound system with a plastic knife.

Ron: Some directors don't put in as much time and effort as Mrs. Archer
Aaron: Sick freaks!

Paul: (The line is the crowing of this cock) The growing of this cock.

Paul also wanted to replace the word shame with shizzle. "Shizzle on you!"

Me:(Showing my socks to Paul) Chickens!
Paul: Quack! (Yes, because chickens quack...)

(The line is wholly vicious man) Gerry: wooly vicious man.
Me: Like a sheep!

Typo: He pope instead of the pope.
Aaron: He-pope, She-pope!

Euphamism for rape by Seth: Burned her fields!

So that is that. I also watched I love the 90's Part Deux!

Hal Sparks: People watch Riverdance the way they watch a house fire. (Makes confused face, mouth agape) What is going on?

Guy: WNBA? Give me a stepladder and some Viagra and I'm good!

YES YES YES! THEY ALL SPEAK MY MIND! WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT TITANIC? YOU KNOW HOW IT'S GOING TO END! DUH! (Well, I suppose the nudity and sex were good...)AND THAT GODDAMN SONG! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Now onto quotes! The last movie was indeed Gone With the Wind. Both Becky and Jean, erm, sort of got it right, so I giving them each a "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" point. Congratulations!

Here is the next quote: "All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck. I went to the doctor, and had a...a...a bib...a bibopsy. And in the lump, they found teeth, and a spinal column. Yes. In the lump...was my twin."
(This quote is special, just for Kathryn)

Current Mood: pleased
Current Music: I love the 90's Part Deux!

Ok, chickies!

Here are some funny things that happened at rehersal tonight.

Mrs. Archer: Each of you boys will do something impressive to try to win her favor.
Chris: (Begins to lift shirt)
Mrs. A: NO! Do a trick!
Gerry: (Begins to lift shirt)
Paul: No Gerry, it has to be something IMPRESSIVE.
Me: Ohhhhhh. Burn. (Footnote: Gerry has impressive abs for such a little kid)

Then Aaron "died" and the other boys had to lift him like he was in a coffin, and they go "Aaron! You're supposed to be stiff as a board!" Which was very very funny.

And Paul, much as I love him, just does not have a flair for onstage romance. We were supposed to be in love and "feed each other grapes," at which direction Paul dissolved completely into gales of embarassed laughter.

But we tangoed pretty well.

However, this lack of comfort with onstage romance worries me just a little because he is the Lysander to my Hermia in the next play... Oh well.

He is ok with contact onstage though. And he is quite warm. And tall. And handsome. And don't worry Karla, I know he is yours. Ha ha ha!

Anyways. I am shocked and disturbed that only 2 people even tried my last quote. Janeea, you were right, I was quoting Man of La Mancha, the movie. I thought that was the right quote. Hmm.

And Jean, I lost the quote that I posted right after the sentence "I bloody found it." It's the quote about mashed potatoes from Stealing Harry. I had to search the whole freaking story to find it, and then I did and I was excited. Got it? Heh.

So for a prize Janeea gets her own priate Stealing Harry quote: whichever one she wants it to be. Just let me know.

The next quote is just for Emalee, because Heather got one, and I am an equal opportunity quoter. But you may all feel free to answer. BE SPECIFIC!
"Ha ha ha...Son of a bitch!"

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