Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

Well my cast ROCKS! We are going to have TEH BEST time in Nebraska EVA!

Here are the highlights:

Spencer can no longer do the play, so Paul got his part of Chanticleer.
Paul: I'm the cock?
Gerry: You're one big cock.

Then Anna wasn't there and Ron had Dustin call Anna. Baker. Who is not in our cast.
Ron: WHay should Anna Baker be here?
Mrs. Archer: Annd Land.
Ron: Excuse me. (Scurries off to have Dustin call the right Anna)

Seth tried to pick the lock on Mrs. Hart's sound system with a plastic knife.

Ron: Some directors don't put in as much time and effort as Mrs. Archer
Aaron: Sick freaks!

Paul: (The line is the crowing of this cock) The growing of this cock.

Paul also wanted to replace the word shame with shizzle. "Shizzle on you!"

Me:(Showing my socks to Paul) Chickens!
Paul: Quack! (Yes, because chickens quack...)

(The line is wholly vicious man) Gerry: wooly vicious man.
Me: Like a sheep!

Typo: He pope instead of the pope.
Aaron: He-pope, She-pope!

Euphamism for rape by Seth: Burned her fields!

So that is that. I also watched I love the 90's Part Deux!

Hal Sparks: People watch Riverdance the way they watch a house fire. (Makes confused face, mouth agape) What is going on?

Guy: WNBA? Give me a stepladder and some Viagra and I'm good!

YES YES YES! THEY ALL SPEAK MY MIND! WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT TITANIC? YOU KNOW HOW IT'S GOING TO END! DUH! (Well, I suppose the nudity and sex were good...)AND THAT GODDAMN SONG! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Now onto quotes! The last movie was indeed Gone With the Wind. Both Becky and Jean, erm, sort of got it right, so I giving them each a "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" point. Congratulations!

Here is the next quote: "All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck. I went to the doctor, and had a...a...a bib...a bibopsy. And in the lump, they found teeth, and a spinal column. Yes. In the lump...was my twin."
(This quote is special, just for Kathryn)

This show rocks! It's like reliving my entire childhood! Well, the parts I remember anyways. They talked about Power Rangers! 1993 is the funniest and best year so far. Where's Waldo is a dirty, dirty book. And Hal Sparks is the funniest guy on the show. An example: Tyrannosaurus Rex is such a horrible creature because his arms are too short to touch himself. Ha ha ha! Also: I would name my followers the Jalapenos. No, wait, that begins with a J. Watch it!