Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

1. Aaron was spanking Paul in the FAH the other morning. Paul even bent over and his pants slid down a bit. I have never been so disturbed and amused simuntaneously.

2. Danielle: My mother loves you Will! She thinks you're so cool.
Alex L: Yeah my mom does too.
Alex F: Will; Kid tested, mother approved.

3. This morning Hannahmylove tried to gert Aaron to eat this graham bar...And when she finally got him to open his mouth and went to push it in, she hit him in the chin and broke the bar thing in half. Hahahahaha!

4. Jackie, we did this unit on when to use Por and when to use Para, and all I could think of was you.

5. Witchi Witchi Gerry!

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STAR WARS MIDNIGHT SHOW TONIGHT!

COME TO THE LITERARY CLUB COFFEE HOUSE ON FRIDAY, JANUARY 28TH, AT 6:30 PM IN THE RHS THEATER! READ POEMS! HEAR POEMS! DRINK COFFEE! DONATIONS TO HELP THE TSUNAMI VICTIMS GRATEFULLY ACCEPTED! (COPY THIS INTO ANYTHING YOU WANT! WE NEED PEOPLE!)

Many vair vair amusant (to borrow a phrase from Georgia) things happened today.

And they all began in physics, oddly enough.

Mr Welch, in order to demonstrate that different substances have different specific heats...baked us chocolate chip cookies. In class. In a little oven. Definately one of the best physics classes ever.

Then we discussed what makes a refrigerator work, and learned that it is no longer freon because freon is bad for the environment. (Boo Freon!) So Mr. Welch dubbed the substance inside fridges "freonesque" and Ryan called it "quasifreon." This amused me almost as much as the cookies.

Now, something for Becky: I delivered a tray at the hospital and for dinner the patient was having peas. All I could think was "He can have my peas too..."

Now, something for Hannahmylove: I was watching Jeopardy! (Why the exclaimation point? Well Jeopardy! is exciting! Damn it!) and the answer to one of the questions was Horatio Hornblower. And I knew it, thanks to you. (Yeah Hannah and her obsessions!)

Lastly, Willy G. passed me on the way home and took the moment to nod at me as he did so. So I would just like to say to you all that the smallest gestures, the slightest bit of time given to another, can make a ton of difference.

Now, as for the movie, since no one but Heather got it, but Emalee has not yet responded, I will still have this quote for her: "Ha ha ha....Son of a bitch!" But I will also graciously give you all another one to try. Feel free to guess both. Here is the next quote: "Can we panic now?"

P.S. Heather and Jean, rest assured you will be the first to know when I perform both plays I am currently in, as well as any other dates. (Heather that is your prize) And Jean I am glad you liked SH. Which sequel did you read? I really like Tales from the River House, and I never read the other one.

Now it's off to bed, off to bed! (And extra special points to anyone who guesses the End Quote, as we will call it.)

(Ohh Ohh thought! I will give you points like Kimmy does, only my way. Mwahahahahahahaha!)

I really think it says something, and not necessarily something good, about the teenage youth of America when the people who are virgins are looked down on and called stupid prudes for holding to their beliefs. I don't think badly of all those people who have had sex, and they have no right to think I am wrong to wait for marriage. It is my life, my body, and my decision. I don't foist it on anyone else, and I don't call them names, and I resent being called a prude for holding to what I believe in. And that is romance and true love and commitment. So there.

Ok, so now that that is off my chest...

Danielle bought Will a deck of cards, and every card had a different Hooters girl on it. This spawned a conversation that I could not quite make out but I heard the words: threesome, lucky bastard, is she hot, and damn. I can guess.

And Heather my dear cousin got the last movie correct. It was The Mummy Returns, and she even got who said it, and to whom. Go Heather!

She wins this link to a spiffy Lilo and Stitch fanart. http://www.deviantart.com/view/12861122/

Which reminds me to ask you all if you have been enjoying your prizes...

And the next quote is easyish, but a personal favorite: "Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."

Let me know if you want easier or harder quotes, or whatever, and Thank You Heather for correcting my bad Greek spelling.

Just to let you all know, I replied to your fantastic comments about my sexuality, or lack thereof.

Will broke up with his girlfriend. He was happy. I have never seen him so happy. He was singing. Karma Chameleon. And dancing. Is it wrong that I am just as happy?

Ok, first of all, I have been indirectly threatened by Rich. If he asks any of you for any information of mine, DO NOT GIVE IT TO HIM! I am not kidding.

Now on to some lighter business.

I asked Will how the movie Team America was, and he goes: It was hardcore...With puppets!

Then tonight at rehearsal David sat on Paul's hot chocolate, squashed the styrofoam cup, got it on his pants, and just made me laugh like a nut. Then to make it batter, Paul didn't know it had happened until David was cleaning it up, and he got all offended. Ha ha ha!

And you all suck because sure you can comment everywhere else but not on my journal. I am an attention whore, people. Help!

For no reason that I understand, Danielle decided to give herself a self exam for breast cancer during volunteering at the hospital on Tuesday. Maybe it was because she found a pamphlet with very helpful and informative instructions. I don't know. Anyways, as Jessica read her these instructions, Will heard the mention of squeezing breasts or whatever.

Will: My ears just perked up.
Danielle: And not just your ears.



Another amusing anecdote:
Mrs. Costello: You are the only one inside your head.
Me: Unless you're schizophrenic.




Hannahmylove, just for the record, when you posted that challenge today, my evil little mind was doing dirty things with just exactly where "they" might put a palm tree. Oh my.

Oh. My. God. Hot men should not be allowed to ride horses unless they are single.

Me: Hey, Will looks pretty good up on that horse. Think we should buy him a cowboy hat?

Alex: Only if he takes his shirt off.

Katie: Hey Will! If you take off your shirt they'll buy you a cowboy hat.

Will: Yes! (gets off the horse) I'll take off my shirt if you give me five dollars.

Alex: I'll give you five dollars to take it all off.

The preceding was an actual conversation, because Will is unnaturally hot all by himself. But he is near to orgasmic when he is on a horse. Ahhhhh!


(It should be noted that I was the only one with money, and I only had three dollars on me, so Will remained fully clothed. Damn.)