I Officially Like Horses Now
Aug. 24th, 2004 08:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
leia131Oh. My. God. Hot men should not be allowed to ride horses unless they are single.
Me: Hey, Will looks pretty good up on that horse. Think we should buy him a cowboy hat?
Alex: Only if he takes his shirt off.
Katie: Hey Will! If you take off your shirt they'll buy you a cowboy hat.
Will: Yes! (gets off the horse) I'll take off my shirt if you give me five dollars.
Alex: I'll give you five dollars to take it all off.
The preceding was an actual conversation, because Will is unnaturally hot all by himself. But he is near to orgasmic when he is on a horse. Ahhhhh!
(It should be noted that I was the only one with money, and I only had three dollars on me, so Will remained fully clothed. Damn.)
Me: Hey, Will looks pretty good up on that horse. Think we should buy him a cowboy hat?
Alex: Only if he takes his shirt off.
Katie: Hey Will! If you take off your shirt they'll buy you a cowboy hat.
Will: Yes! (gets off the horse) I'll take off my shirt if you give me five dollars.
Alex: I'll give you five dollars to take it all off.
The preceding was an actual conversation, because Will is unnaturally hot all by himself. But he is near to orgasmic when he is on a horse. Ahhhhh!
(It should be noted that I was the only one with money, and I only had three dollars on me, so Will remained fully clothed. Damn.)
