Because I Have No Life
Aug. 31st, 2004 09:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
leia131I am addicted to Livejournal. Ha ha ha.
So...Mrs. Costello managed not to do anything stupid today. Well, in my class anyways. Ask Hannahmylove.
This girl I know, you don't know her she goes to another school, heard that what side a guy's...er...thing hangs on in his shorts either makes him a good boyfriend or not. Asking a guy about this led to a very interesting discussion on jerking off. Don't ask me how.
Girl: So do you jack off or is that too personal?
Boy: Yeah I do.
Girl: Every day?
Boy: Sometimes.
Girl: Sometimes you do it every day? That makes no sense. Do you do it more than once a day?
Boy: Not usually.
Girl: Do you do it when you wake up?
Boy: No.
Girl: Before you go to bed?
Boy: Yes. It relaxes me. Puts me to sleep. I use a tissue.
This led to a discussion of what, exactly should be used to...er...catch...er...it...which I will not relate.
Some quotes for tonight:
You had sex again. Do you always look this stupid afterwards?
"I...don't...cuddle. I hold you."
"Get over yourself, Black. You're a cuddler."
I've been a bad influence on Remus' language and I couldn't be prouder. Off to get piss drunk!
...living in homosexual sin with a werewolf...
Mother Nature is obsessed with beautiful things. And when she thinks we've had enough she takes them back. (Ahhh! Sirius!)
That's all.
So...Mrs. Costello managed not to do anything stupid today. Well, in my class anyways. Ask Hannahmylove.
This girl I know, you don't know her she goes to another school, heard that what side a guy's...er...thing hangs on in his shorts either makes him a good boyfriend or not. Asking a guy about this led to a very interesting discussion on jerking off. Don't ask me how.
Girl: So do you jack off or is that too personal?
Boy: Yeah I do.
Girl: Every day?
Boy: Sometimes.
Girl: Sometimes you do it every day? That makes no sense. Do you do it more than once a day?
Boy: Not usually.
Girl: Do you do it when you wake up?
Boy: No.
Girl: Before you go to bed?
Boy: Yes. It relaxes me. Puts me to sleep. I use a tissue.
This led to a discussion of what, exactly should be used to...er...catch...er...it...which I will not relate.
Some quotes for tonight:
You had sex again. Do you always look this stupid afterwards?
"I...don't...cuddle. I hold you."
"Get over yourself, Black. You're a cuddler."
I've been a bad influence on Remus' language and I couldn't be prouder. Off to get piss drunk!
...living in homosexual sin with a werewolf...
Mother Nature is obsessed with beautiful things. And when she thinks we've had enough she takes them back. (Ahhh! Sirius!)
That's all.
