leia131 | Quiz and Rehersal (Reply)

First, I had to do this, because well, I just had to. And it's pretty accurate too.

You are the Schmoopy Plot. "I love you more
than life itself, now let's cuddle and say
things men would never say and have
insignificant problems that we think are going
to end the world and then after all that we'll
only put out in the very last chapter.

Which Slashy Plot Cliche Are You?
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And I love how before you take the quiz it tells you that it cantains mature content. Hey news flash: MY ENTIRE LIFE CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. Sheesh.

Now onto rehersal last night, and the ensuing hilarity.

How many Encore people does it take to move a single pillow off the stage? Apparantly five.

Anna and I decided that David is attractive and an ok guy...as long as he doesn't talk. Or wear green spandex. And I like his hair.

Anna, Gerry, Vanessa, Paul, and I all had an orgy on the theater floor. And it was good. And we watched the play, and laughed ourselves silly. (No, it wasn't a real orgy. Anna, I need to talk to you, Karla, if you ever happen across this, Paul was behaving himself and so were we, there's no need to be worried, Scout's honor, and yes I was a girl scout)

During said orgy, Vanessa told me Gerry was a horn dog. Well duh! He's a boy, m'dear.

Then during the rape scene every other person said "He sullied her" so Anna and I of couse went to town with that. "He sullied her, then he sullied her again! Then he waited an hour and sullied her some more! They went out for Chinese and then he sullied her again! He wanted to keep sullying her, but his boys wouldn't take it!" And I am sorry, Ron and the rest of you uptight people, but that scene is funny. IT'S A PLAY, IT'S NOT A REAL RAPE, AND IT'S FUNNY SO LIGHTEN UP! (No, I do not think real rape is funny. At all. But this is a scene of rape that involves a parachute. It's in a comedic play. It's funny.)

Paul had one of those little like Livestrong bracelets, only it was blue and it said PIMP and he went to take it off, and it broke.

Then we went into the Chorus room to reherse, and Paul tried to pull the door open, except you have to push the Chorus room door open...and he pulled the handle off. Then he stood there, with the handle in his hand, making this "What the hell happened, I'm so sorry, please don't kill me!" face, and we all laughed so hard none of us could talk to tell Ron what had happened. That made my night.

As Aaron said, this only proves that he's Paul and he's angry. He ripped the freaking door handle off.

Today I love Paul, because he's angry.

Today I hate all the gossip and scandal Pat is involved in, and how everyone feels the need to tell me about it.