Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

I am freaking out. Help me. Not only do I not want to graduate, but I'm being dismissed tomorrow at 11:00 for a 1:00 practice...WTF? What am I going to do for two hours? Panic?

On a different note, HAPPY GRADUATION ERIC! (And all the other RTS Grads. Yays)

Karla, all I have to say is Handcuffs. Fuzzy purple handcuffs. That made my day.

You can get any thing you want, at Alice's Restaurant. Except Alice.

Shovels and rakes and other implements of destruction

Police officer station

Alice's Restaurant Massacre

Father rapers

Litterin'...And creatin' a nusianse

You wanna know if I'm moral enough to go into the army and burn the houses of women and children, after bein' a litterbug?

The Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement. With feeling!

If you wanna end war and stuff, you gotta be loud!

THANK YOU DUSTIN!

You're so handsome, I just want to rip your heart out and eat it!

Current Mood: tired

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bought all the presents today and everything is all set. So thanks to all of you who gave me money. Especially Vanessa, because she's not even a senior but she loves me.

In other news, I was in such a tizzy that I never posted this:

Mr. Peterson: Jennifer Gray had plastic surgery to fix her nose and it killed her career. So lesson one for today is say "no" to plastic surgery. The guy who played Mr. Rooney got in trouble with the law for child porn and spent some time in jail. So lesson two for today is say "no" to child porn. Anthony Michael Hall refused the part of Cameron, and went on to be really famous for his role of the tough guy in Edward Scissorhands, a role for which he took a lot of steroids. So lesson three of today is say "yes" to steroids.

And yesterday we went on the Senior class trip to Six Flags New England, where I went on The Tomahawk, The Cyclone, The Thunderbolt, Mr. Six's Pandemonium, Poison Ivy's Tangled Train, a random nameless log ride, and SUPERMAN! (Yes, I went on Superman. Yes it was terrifying. Yes it's maximum height is 208 ft. and it's big drop is 221 ft. and its speed is 77mph. No, I will never go on it again.)

But I didn't go on Batman because it goes upside down, and I wanted to go on the Merry-Go-Round, but that didn't happen either.

It was a good day.

Today I tie-dyed both a shirt and my hands in Rebels, and then I took Becky shopping for senior gifts, even though I am a senior. I enjoyed it. I also drove home blaring Hair in my tie-dye shirt with my bandana. I am a hippie at heart. Even my peace sign is tie-dyed.

So everyone remember to be at the school at 7:00, unless you are helping us set up at 6:00, and remember to bring something refreshmentish. Thank you all!!!

 

Rebels With A Cause Update: Watched Napolean Dynamite today. Was better than expected. But then it couldn't really have been below my expectations, which were practically nonexistant. *Pulls up in awesome car, shakes head slowly* Ha ha ha.

Mr. Peterson: Today is casual Friday...which means I'm wearing my boxers instead of my thong...(Yet another visual image I could do without)

Mr. P: I relate most to Ben, but then again I haven't had sex with an older woman and then fallen in love with her daughter...
Colin: There's still time.

Students on Stage Update: My cast is awesome. I had a concern that Pat might not be able to be evil, but he is. Oh yes, he is. And Chris, is basically playing a more talkative version of himself, and so he is therefore PERFECT, and Vanessa, who I dearly hope to keep, was fantastic, because she is also kind of playing herself.

Why might I lose her, you ask? Well, Jess CANNOT be in the play she's in, and if they keep doing it I'll have to trade Vanessa for Jess. Not that I don't love Jess, but I cast Vanessa for a reason, and I'm also concerned that Jess and Chris won't have the same wonderful dynamic that Vanessa and Chris have...But you all don't really care about this do you?

So then Me, Anna, Hannah L, Kelli, Vanessa, and Erin redid the Encore board, and it looks fantastic! Thanks guys!

And after that excitment, Erin, Hannah L, and I went to see Revenge of the Sith, which was an adventure because neither of them had very much knowledge of Star Wars, and Heather and Emalee were there. Heather and Erin had a contest to see who could break more of my fingers, but I didn't mind. I love you both.

Final thought: THE SLASH WRITES ITSELF!!!

Current Mood: mischievous

This is long but I promise it's funny.

You know, I think I decided today that all the trials and tribulations and crazy teachers *Cough COSTELLO Cough* I've had at RHS are completely made null and void by this Senior Year YES Plan. It's just so totally perfect. Here's why:

1. I am directing and get to cast a play that I like and not the one I hated.
2. I am also directing a play who's entire cast is Ari.
3. Mr. Peterson + Mr. French = WOAH
4. Watching Anna react to the aforementioned two = priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's YES Plan
5. I have a hour off in the middle of each day
6. Neither class requires very much brain power
7. I held Vanessa's lollipop. (Take that however you want)

I am directing Paul's play. That he wrote...about himself. Conceited much? But the best part is that we don't have enough guys for it, so the character "Paul" is now "Paulette." Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I made Paul into a girl. AND I LIKED IT!

Guys: *In reference to Drew Peterson* Yo Droopy! (Drew P, Droopy, Get it?)
Mr. Peterson: That's not an anatomical reference, as far as I know...

Mr. Peterson ate a piece of chalk today. No joke.

Mr. Peterson: They're all so full of angst! Ahhhh the angst in my pants!

Me. Peterson: *In reference to Rebel Without A Cause, which is a really good movie* So what if Dad dresses up like a French maid? I could deal with that if he bought me a new car! SUCK IT UP!

Jim's Dad: *In the movie* I once ate so much I couldn't swallow again until recess! (Took about half a second for Anna and I to look at each other and totally lose it)

Anna and I decided that Plato wants Jim the same was Sam wants Frodo. And he was wearing one red sock, which according to Mr. Peterson means he is in fact gay, so we were right.

Jim has two very bad lines: "You can trust me." and "You wanna explore?"

Cuckooboo. What, exactly, is a cuckooboo?

And now, a grammar lesson. I read seven plays today. Out of them, exactly two used your and you're correctly. Ok, children. YOUR indicates possession, such as "If you don't get this right, I'm going to kick YOUR ass." The ass belongs to you. YOU'RE is a contraction of YOU ARE and is used as a verb. Such as "If you don't know this by now, YOU'RE the biggest dumbass I've ever met." YOU ARE a dumbass. Get it? Got it? Good. No more PLEASE! Mommy has had enough bad grammar.

And I hate American Idol. Bo didn't win, and now I'm going to have to hear about it for THE REST OF MY LIFE!

That's it. Goodnight, and happy grammar!
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