Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bought all the presents today and everything is all set. So thanks to all of you who gave me money. Especially Vanessa, because she's not even a senior but she loves me.

In other news, I was in such a tizzy that I never posted this:

Mr. Peterson: Jennifer Gray had plastic surgery to fix her nose and it killed her career. So lesson one for today is say "no" to plastic surgery. The guy who played Mr. Rooney got in trouble with the law for child porn and spent some time in jail. So lesson two for today is say "no" to child porn. Anthony Michael Hall refused the part of Cameron, and went on to be really famous for his role of the tough guy in Edward Scissorhands, a role for which he took a lot of steroids. So lesson three of today is say "yes" to steroids.

And yesterday we went on the Senior class trip to Six Flags New England, where I went on The Tomahawk, The Cyclone, The Thunderbolt, Mr. Six's Pandemonium, Poison Ivy's Tangled Train, a random nameless log ride, and SUPERMAN! (Yes, I went on Superman. Yes it was terrifying. Yes it's maximum height is 208 ft. and it's big drop is 221 ft. and its speed is 77mph. No, I will never go on it again.)

But I didn't go on Batman because it goes upside down, and I wanted to go on the Merry-Go-Round, but that didn't happen either.

It was a good day.

Today I tie-dyed both a shirt and my hands in Rebels, and then I took Becky shopping for senior gifts, even though I am a senior. I enjoyed it. I also drove home blaring Hair in my tie-dye shirt with my bandana. I am a hippie at heart. Even my peace sign is tie-dyed.

So everyone remember to be at the school at 7:00, unless you are helping us set up at 6:00, and remember to bring something refreshmentish. Thank you all!!!