Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

Saw Lady in the Water with Sarah last night, after we went to see the Summer Encore production of I Believe in Make-Believe.

The play was hysterical and very well done, and it was a musical put together in three weeks, so that's saying something. I love all those little Summer Encore kids.

Oh, but there was this one guy Nick, who I thought was Bart when I saw him, cause he moves like Bart, my God, if he was any gayer he'd go BOOM.

But they all worked so well together as a cast, and it was so funny, and I got pulled up on-stage to be an elf, and that was interesting. I loved it.

Then I spent the night over at Jess' house. I always feel so good when I go over there because the whole Snide family loves me. YAY! I heart Jess. Really. We talked till like 4am, and I can tell her things that I can't tell anyone else. (Especially about fanfiction.) God I love that girl. I'm always so honest with her, and it's not hard and it's not awkward, and it's just good.


And as for Lady in the Water that was FUCKING AMAZING. Oh my GOD. Sarah and I were so into it, because we are just that cool. I really like M. Night Shamalan's stuff. (What does the M stand for anyways?) Like, I really liked The Village, even though the rest of the world didn't. It was entertaining to me, and that's all a movie really needs to be. (However, it also had such pretty shots and such architypes, and I really FELT for the characters. But I digress.)

But this one was so nice. It was just like a fairy tale, where everyone just believes in the magic and the weirdness, and they don't really question it and the elders are the wise ones and peace and justice win out in the end. And it was only a little scary, not at all like the ads make it seem. Stupid fucking ads.

Anyways, I had parts of it figured out, and thus I am awesome.

Oh, but what I liked a lot about it too was how they were almost, by not quite, acknowledging that they were in a movie. Like they talked about things that happen in movies and which characters do what and stuff like that. I love that.

GAH, it was so good. Just, if you don't analyze it too much or really THINK about it, the message will sink in and you'll just KNOW what he was trying to say, and I like that.

And he has some truly beautiful shots. The things that man does with camera angles and colors... He makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.


Final thought: Planters, (you know, the peanut people) is 100 years old. And their slogan for this is "Celebrating 100 years of fresh taste." I really think it should be "Celebrating 100 years of nuts." Cause that works on like three different levels.

I love you Jessica Lynn Marie Snide.

OMFG!

IF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN THE MOVIE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA YOU NEED TO READ THIS RIGHT NOW!

(Especially if you are Jess or Becky, who will totally appreciate how we pointed out most of the things they make fun of. Or if you like to snark.)

IT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED.

READ IT!

http://www.livejournal.com/community/m15m/6231.html#cutid1

Midsummer Cast Party was last night at Aaron's house. It was a blast! Lots of good food and most of Encore and tents...What more could a girl ask for? I almost started crying because I won't be here for these things next year, and I'm going to miss this family more than my actual family...But that's enough sad things.

We had the best time in my tent! Kelli, Erin, Hannah, Jess, Pat and I were in there. Pat is freaking hilarious. He told us ghost stories, and he has the scariest voice! Eek! Then we told jokes.

Me: You know Monca Lewinski?
Pat: Isn't she a figure skater?

And he's also very sweet.

Pat: Does everyone have all their blankets and pillows and such? Is everyone all set?
Us: Yes...Why do you ask?
Pat: It's the man thing to do. To take care of everyone.
Erin: Well, I could use another blanket. You wanna go get me one?
Pat: No.
Kelli: That's the Pat thing to do.

And we were cold so Erin and Jess made Pat the furnace sleep between them, and I was on the other side of Jess, and the four of us occupied a space less than half the tent. It was really funny. Jess is a sweet cuddler. Pat pretended like he was only cuddling with us because we asked him to, but really, he liked it.

And then we Jihaded him to wake him up this morning.

You know what's a fun word? Fucktard.

Erin stepped on Snizz. Poor kitty.

Vanessa rocks hardcore with knobs. Don't argue. She does.

I HATE DRAMA! (And yes, I admit it, I participated, but I still hate it. ARGH!!!)

Lastly, here's a big thank you to all you who read my story...THANK YOU I LOVE YOU! And if you haven't read it yet, you suck. Go back to my last post and unsuckify yourself.

NO APOLOGIES!

Current Mood:
bitchy

OMFG Jess and I went to the mall last night to go Mother's Day shopping, and then she came over and spent the night and we watched my newly acquired Phantom of the Opera DVD and it was good. My God that girl has a lot of energy.

And The Phantom was as good and as sexy as ever, and I totally got Jess on my side. She thinks the Phantom is hot and Raoul is a loser. Yay Jess!

And not much else is up, besides that I HAD MY LAST PHYSICS CLASS!!! Yays again.

And and and ummm Oh yeah, we learned that Lindsay Dick's mother's maiden name was Devine. That means she's Devine Dick. Oh how my Spanish class laughed.

Today I love Madame Giry

Today I hate the bitchy ladies in JC Penny's

GMTI Carnival totally rocked! I am almost 18 years old and I have never been to that carnival before. And to quote Squidward "All the wasted years!" It was fun, and I wish I had gone when I was little. But, no use lamenting the past, so let's celebrate what happened today that was funny, shall we? (As if you have a chioce...mwahahahahaha!)

During set up, Jess and I were innocently trying to move soda from the boys dressing room to the selling table, and we opened a locker full of Diet Coke. This went ok. I then removed some of the Diet Cokes to bring them out to the table. This was not ok. One can fell from the locker and exploded on the ground. It spun around spurting soda EVERYWHERE, including on the floor, the lockers, the coffee pots, Jess, and me. It was exciting/terrifting. There was screaming. I've never seen soda explode before. I don't really want to be covered in it ever again.

Then Dustin and I were fake arguing, and someone goes "Fight!" so I went like I was gonna hit him and instead I threw my arms around him and gave him this huge hug. Chris goes "What kind of fighting is that?" and I flashed him the peace sign and said "Make love not war." Then Erin goes "I wanna fight!" and hugged me. It was good.

I made the decision to tell Renee I had the Once on this Island Soundtrack with me, in order to temporarily save all our ears from Chris's god-awful Spanish Techno music (Yes you read that right), and she put it on and then she and Bart proceeded to do all the dance moves to We Dance. A customer looked at them very strangely. Customer: *wha?* Me: It's lunch and a show!

Then Bart went to sit on top of the huge cooler, and the lid wasn't really on tight, and it slid back, and he very nearly fell into the mostly melted but still very cold ice. He made the most hysterical face, and some little kids laughed at him.

During clean up, there was this random trash can we had to put away.

Me: (Looking at trash can) Where did this come from?

Erin: Well, when a mommy trash can and a daddy trash can love each other very much...

In other totally unrelated news, as of today I officially love the song Fields of Gold on my A Live cd. OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!! If that guy who sings it was like "Hey have my geeky but still hot and talented babies" I'd be like "Sure, but you have to promise to sing to me before, after, and possibly during sex, and definately during my pregnancy." (If you saw him sing at school Friday, you totally know what I mean)

Today I love Jess and Erin

Today I hate people who try to order food by pointing, without ending their cell phone conversations, and then looking irritated when you tell them the price is more than they have given you. *Cough*WHITNEY MC NEIL* Cough*