Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

GMTI Carnival totally rocked! I am almost 18 years old and I have never been to that carnival before. And to quote Squidward "All the wasted years!" It was fun, and I wish I had gone when I was little. But, no use lamenting the past, so let's celebrate what happened today that was funny, shall we? (As if you have a chioce...mwahahahahaha!)

During set up, Jess and I were innocently trying to move soda from the boys dressing room to the selling table, and we opened a locker full of Diet Coke. This went ok. I then removed some of the Diet Cokes to bring them out to the table. This was not ok. One can fell from the locker and exploded on the ground. It spun around spurting soda EVERYWHERE, including on the floor, the lockers, the coffee pots, Jess, and me. It was exciting/terrifting. There was screaming. I've never seen soda explode before. I don't really want to be covered in it ever again.

Then Dustin and I were fake arguing, and someone goes "Fight!" so I went like I was gonna hit him and instead I threw my arms around him and gave him this huge hug. Chris goes "What kind of fighting is that?" and I flashed him the peace sign and said "Make love not war." Then Erin goes "I wanna fight!" and hugged me. It was good.

I made the decision to tell Renee I had the Once on this Island Soundtrack with me, in order to temporarily save all our ears from Chris's god-awful Spanish Techno music (Yes you read that right), and she put it on and then she and Bart proceeded to do all the dance moves to We Dance. A customer looked at them very strangely. Customer: *wha?* Me: It's lunch and a show!

Then Bart went to sit on top of the huge cooler, and the lid wasn't really on tight, and it slid back, and he very nearly fell into the mostly melted but still very cold ice. He made the most hysterical face, and some little kids laughed at him.

During clean up, there was this random trash can we had to put away.

Me: (Looking at trash can) Where did this come from?

Erin: Well, when a mommy trash can and a daddy trash can love each other very much...

In other totally unrelated news, as of today I officially love the song Fields of Gold on my A Live cd. OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!! If that guy who sings it was like "Hey have my geeky but still hot and talented babies" I'd be like "Sure, but you have to promise to sing to me before, after, and possibly during sex, and definately during my pregnancy." (If you saw him sing at school Friday, you totally know what I mean)

Today I love Jess and Erin

Today I hate people who try to order food by pointing, without ending their cell phone conversations, and then looking irritated when you tell them the price is more than they have given you. *Cough*WHITNEY MC NEIL* Cough*