Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

For this review, I'm going to have to use my Google Fu, because my camera apparently hates details. And Operetta has a lot of beautiful details, so let's hope other intrepid photographers on the internets can help me out!

( Here's Operetta, who has no last name for some reason )

Song quote for today (which, BTW, is back to songs I actually like): Wildly my mind beats against you... You resist, yet your soul obeys!

Answer to last Sunday's song: Ride With Me, by Nelly. I don't like Nelly, I don't like this song, and yet I KNOW EVERY WORD. Nobody guessed this one, which means you're all luckier than me.

Cause I decided to re-read it, for obvious reasons, (and to spread the love) I present to you V for Vendetta in 15 Minutes


And, just in case you doubt the occasional similaries between that movie and The Phantom of ther Opera (the mask, the lair of crazy, the smashing mirrors, etc.) Here's Phantom in 15 Minutes too.






DISCLAIMER: Just in case it isn't abundantly clear, I didn't write either of these amazing works of funniness. They were both penned/typed by the lovely cleolinda. (And I highly recommend you read her other movies, as well as her book.)


ETA: Did I lend someone my Movies in 15 Minutes book? I can't find it, and that is NOT COOL.

ETA 2: Nevermind, I found it.

For my Spanish class I have to watch a movie in Spanish. Any one I want, as long as it's not X-rated or a children's movie.

So I was going through my movies, trying to pick one appropriately adult enough, and that I thought I could sit through in Spanish, (I can have the English subtitles on, but still) and I really wanted to do The Phantom of the Opera just so I could see how you say 'Phantom of the Opera' in Spanish.

Sadly, Phantom isn't dubbed in Spanish. So I moved on to The Fantastic Four which I figured would be a good choice. It's rated PG-13, lots of techno mumbo-jumbo that doesn't even really make sense even in English, lots of action scenes without talking, and I can watch that hot guy who plays Johnny Storm in any language.

The title comes up, and this deep sonorous voice goes "Los Cuatro Fantasticos."

I almost died laughing. This is going to be great.



P.S. It's "La Fantasma de la Opera."

Girls: *Watch Phantom of the Opera*
Christine: *Takes mask off Phantom. Caresses it while he goes nuts*
Kelley: I can't believe she's touching the inside of that.
Me: Well, he's not contagious.












Yeah. We did not get drunk. We watched Gerard Butler swish his cape instead. AND I'M PROUD!

OMFG!

IF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN THE MOVIE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA YOU NEED TO READ THIS RIGHT NOW!

(Especially if you are Jess or Becky, who will totally appreciate how we pointed out most of the things they make fun of. Or if you like to snark.)

IT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED.

READ IT!

http://www.livejournal.com/community/m15m/6231.html#cutid1

OMFG Jess and I went to the mall last night to go Mother's Day shopping, and then she came over and spent the night and we watched my newly acquired Phantom of the Opera DVD and it was good. My God that girl has a lot of energy.

And The Phantom was as good and as sexy as ever, and I totally got Jess on my side. She thinks the Phantom is hot and Raoul is a loser. Yay Jess!

And not much else is up, besides that I HAD MY LAST PHYSICS CLASS!!! Yays again.

And and and ummm Oh yeah, we learned that Lindsay Dick's mother's maiden name was Devine. That means she's Devine Dick. Oh how my Spanish class laughed.

Today I love Madame Giry

Today I hate the bitchy ladies in JC Penny's

I went to the evening of Broadway last night, and

OhmygodinheavenitwasfantasticIdidntknowtherewassomuchtalent.

IdidntknowalotofthesongsbutIstillloveditanyways.

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And I have a plan. I am going to kidnap David and hold him for ransom. And the ransom will be for his fathere to sing Phantom for me. Because he was that good. He was almost as good as Michael Crawford...and I definately want to hear him sing again. I am willing to resort to kiddnaping, he was that good.

CAUTION MAJOR SLAM COMING UP

Actually, scratch that. I can't kidnap David, as a good friend pointed out, because his father won't want him back. I have to take something more valuable. I'll kidnap the little one, what's her name...Rachel? Yeah that's it. I'll kiddnap Rachel.

I now present to you, the adventures of Megan And Hannah, being numerious and amusing, occuring mostly in the downtown area, and featuring an exciting and fantastic supporting cast:

Our two heroines were planning on going to the The Phantom of the Opera (First time for Hannah, second for Megan) at the 6:30 showing. Later on, Hannah the spontaneous Aries called Megan and they went downtown at 4 of the clock to wander aimlessly and possibly pick up a present for Pat for his birthday.

Their first visit was to Book King, where they neither accomplished nor purchased anything. They discussed fanfiction, and Hannah failed to remember who was G in her Gashly Crumb Tinnies Good Omens Alphabet of Doom. Hannah also recieved a Phone Call of Good News: she had been accepted to Penn State. She also called Kelliann, who wanted to meet them at the movie theater later with Kim.

Their next stop was Camille's, where they were distracted by a variety of shiny objects, and contemplated and decided against buying Pat: fishnet stockings in many colors, incense, a neon green wig, mardi gras beads, a birthday hat, (which would have been a joint prersent) any of the various flamboyant and hideous shirts, and a fluffy pirate hat. The girls also decided against splitting the cost of some truly bright and ugly striped pants. Hannah was sorely tempted to buy purple and black striped stockings, but resisted. Megan was not so lucky and wasted 8 dollars on a pair of useless, but shiny, sunglasses, so that she can wear them when she does not need to and be a flash bastard. They also make the world a bluer place. Yippiee.

The girls then sallied forth to try and locate The Army And Navy store, a venture in which they were ultimately successful. Alas, the store was closed, and so Hannah did not get her new army bag, or her strip-ed tights. In the face of disappointment, the girls went to find sustance.

After walking right past it, they got to the Chinese buffet and had dinner. It was here that they decided that God's Earth is neither green nor blue, but blue-green. Megan also admired Hannah's new clothing.

The time growing short, the two went onwards to the movies, where they watched a wonderful film, that Megan has neither the time nor the energy to rave about again. The Phantom rocks, go see it.

Before the movie, the girls had thought they heard the voice of Renee, and afterwards discovered that she was indeed there, with her man Dustin. Kim and Kelliann then ran in from their movie, In Good Company, which apparantly had a bad ending, and all the adventurers bravely sallied forth into the night to Denny's. (After calling parents for permission)

At Denny's they discussed just how one sallies forth, and what it means to sally. There was a houseplant observed, and Megan showed it her flash glasses. Hannah informed all she is not another houseplant. Games were lost, and Dustin was condemmed by Hannah for wanting to make an anarchist president. Many things were found secular, (complete with head gesture) movies were quoted, and gossip discussed.

Our heroines then departed for home, listening to the music of the night.

(Feel free to add anything I left out, or elaborate)

COME TO THE LIT CLUB COFFEE HOUSE AT 6:30 TOMORROW NIGHT IN THE RHS THEATER! BRING FRIENDS! READ POEMS! HEAR POEMS! EAT FOOD! DRINK COFFEE! JUST COME!

So chitlens, about the only thing that happened today, besides the crazy rehersal we had, was Brian Citro and his Amazing Disappearing Sweatshirt. But only I seem to find it amazing. (Alison, ask him sometime about this) He, being the only junior that was in Calculus today, went to YES plan sign ups with his sweatshirt on, and came back without it. Ta-da! I was, for some reason, baffled by this.

Also, Renee and I are laying down the meloncholy burden of sanity to sally forth and right all wrongs!

So there.

Alison, thank you for introducing me to this wonderful thing:
WillTurner is turning cartwheels for TinkyWinky

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Death fangirls JeanValjean

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THE BEST ONE IS BELOW!!!

HanSolo wants to take it out back with Dumbledore

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Ok, sorry I am a little addicted and having waaaaaaayyyyyy too much fun.

Now, onto quotes! Janeea not only got the last movie right, it was Men In Black, earning her 1 Noisy Cricket Point, but she also knew that Jodi Benson was the voice or Ariel, earning herself 5 Trivia points. Yea Neea!

Here is the next quote "For dinner on my birthday, shall I tell you what I chose? Noodles made of poodles, on a slice or garden hose; with a very smelly jelly, made of armadillo's toes. The jelly is delicious, but you have to hold your nose!"

So I wanted to let you all know that in Phantom of the Opera, Madame Giry is also the evil lady in Sleepy Hollow, Emmy Rossum (Christine) was in The Day After Tomorrow, The guy who was Roaul was in The Alamo, he was William Travis, and Gerard Butler (THE PHANTOM) was the uber-hot assassin boyfriend of Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider 2, WHO HAS A BLOODY SCOTTISH ACCENT BECKY! BECAUSE HE WAS BLOODY BORN IN BLOODY GLASGOW SCOTLAND! (As if I didn't already love him)

Also, all the actors did their own singing, except Minnie Driver, and The Phantom's real name is Erik.

Just so you all know.

My last quote was from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Janeea, Heather, and Jean all got it right. They each get an Oompa-Loompa point, and Janeea and Heather each get a really special point, as promised, for telling me where that quote REALLY comes from. Thank you.

The next quote is really two quotes. If you get #1 you get a really special prize, because it is hard. #2 is the regular quote.

1."You have truly made my night!"

2."You have the right to remin silent. What you lack is the capacity."