Finally meme time!
Stolen/encouraged by
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Some of the pics below the cut are DEFINITELY not safe for work.
Some notes before we begin:
-I limited myself to men who are 1. still attractive to me now, 2. still living, and 3. not covered already by
letsgokomets, because I had a hard enough time getting it down to 10 even within those rules. I needed to have some limits, or we'd be here all night.
-I'm considering doing a similar list of 10 women, because I swing that way too.
-These are in no particular order, because I couldnt order them if I tried
-I've included pictures of these guys recently, as well as what they looked like when I first fell in love with them (where applicable).
-This post is NSFW, because I also included mostly naked pictures whenever possible (and it was possible a surprising amount of the time.) I mean, if we're going to be shallow and objectify these men, we may as well go all the way, right?
1. Not a surprise guy:

Adam Levine, lead singer of Maroon 5. Only one on the list I have ever seen in real life.

YOW. I think I literally had to catch my breath the first time I saw this picture,
2. The most obvious choice:

You didn't think we'd get through a list of guys I want to sleep with without mentioning Johnny Depp, did you? I'm not really digging his current hobo thing, but he was one of the very first men I was attracted to.

UNF. If you haven't seen Benny and Joon, DO SO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. He's amazing in the movie, and adorable.
3. Closest to my own age:

Rupert Grint, aka Ron Weasley. I love Ron, and he's definitely one of my favorite HP characters, if not my most favorite. I love redheads, and sidekicks, so it was kind of meant to be. Rupert, as far as I can tell, is a hilarious and amazing person, and he was a perfect Ron.

God, he's so adorable and dorky I could just DIE. I look forward to seeing him in many projects in the future.
4. The athlete:

Randy Orton, often the only reason I'm not bored when Andrew's watching WWE. He's SO PRETTY, and also an excellent wrestler (as far as i can tell). And his character amuses me.

Release the doves!
I mean, the majority of wrestlers, and Randy especially, tend to run around mostly naked 95% of the time, but I also found this:

HE IS SO YOUNG, OMG. Also, SO NAKED.
5. The old school love:

Will Friedle, the very best part of Boy Meets World (and hopefully to be the best part of Girl Meets World).
Look at his 90's hair! I am such a sucker for 90's hair.

He won this spot because he's not only Eric, but also Ron Stoppable and Batman! (If we were including fictional characters on this list, Terry!Batman would be number one).
6. The ass-kicker:

Shemar Moore, who plays Derek Morgan on Criminal Minds. Criminal Minds and I are broken up right now (one episode this season pissed my off so much that I stopped watching the show in protest) but I could never leave Derek Morgan, kicker of asses and doors.
Also, it would be a crime in itself not to show you this man's abs:

He's so cool. GUH.
7. The phantom revolutionary:

Ramin Karimloo, best known to me for playing Enjolras in the 25th Anniversary Les Mis concert, best known to the world for his From Broadway to Bluegrass tour. He's also available for your viewing pleasure as the Phantom of the Opera in the version that's instant streaming on Netflix. You know, in case you feel like being melted by a voice.

Look at him, being all chummy with Colm Wilkinson, like it's no big deal. BTW, he is the BEST Enjolras ever. Fact.
8. Captain Tightpants:

Nathan Fillion, currently being amazing as Castle (that's totally his Castle face in that pic, BTW) and formerly amazing as Captain Malcolm Reynolds. This man will never not be amazing.

How could I resist the chance to show you his cute butt? Answer: I could not.
9. The family man:

Alexis Denisof, husband of Alyson Hannigan, loving father to their two daughters, coming to a theater near you soon in Much Ado About Nothing. I love this man. I have loved him since he was on Angel (not on Buffy, he was annoying there) and I love him even more after seeing him in People Magazine with his daughters.

Here he is on Angel. What is more attractive than a scruffy, slightly beat up guy with a British accent?
Also, this:

I WANT TO BE THEIR FRIEND.
10. The heartbreaker:

Marc Blucas, the LOVE OF MY LIFE when he played Riley on Buffy, who then LEFT AND BROKE MY FUCKING HEART. FOREVER.
That notwithstanding, he's beautiful and I still love him and he was on an episode of Castle and he was SO GOOD and I almost started watching Necessary Roughness just to see him.

This was how he looked when he was Riley. More irresistible 90's hair.
So, I accidentally picked out 11 guys and didn't realize it until just now... Oh well!
11. The late bloomer:

For the record, everyone in the Avengers, male, female, old, young, human and otherwise can come hang out with me in my bed at any time. But Robert Downey Jr. can especially join that party, because he is sexy and smarmy and so good at what he does.
Also:

LOL FOREVER. It's true though, and he made me love Sherlock Holmes.
Final picture:

There's always time for more naked men, am I right?
Answer to last Wednesday's song: Cabaret, from Cabaret. No one guessed this.
Stolen/encouraged by
Some of the pics below the cut are DEFINITELY not safe for work.
Some notes before we begin:
-I limited myself to men who are 1. still attractive to me now, 2. still living, and 3. not covered already by
-I'm considering doing a similar list of 10 women, because I swing that way too.
-These are in no particular order, because I couldnt order them if I tried
-I've included pictures of these guys recently, as well as what they looked like when I first fell in love with them (where applicable).
-This post is NSFW, because I also included mostly naked pictures whenever possible (and it was possible a surprising amount of the time.) I mean, if we're going to be shallow and objectify these men, we may as well go all the way, right?
1. Not a surprise guy:

Adam Levine, lead singer of Maroon 5. Only one on the list I have ever seen in real life.

YOW. I think I literally had to catch my breath the first time I saw this picture,
2. The most obvious choice:

You didn't think we'd get through a list of guys I want to sleep with without mentioning Johnny Depp, did you? I'm not really digging his current hobo thing, but he was one of the very first men I was attracted to.

UNF. If you haven't seen Benny and Joon, DO SO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. He's amazing in the movie, and adorable.
3. Closest to my own age:

Rupert Grint, aka Ron Weasley. I love Ron, and he's definitely one of my favorite HP characters, if not my most favorite. I love redheads, and sidekicks, so it was kind of meant to be. Rupert, as far as I can tell, is a hilarious and amazing person, and he was a perfect Ron.

God, he's so adorable and dorky I could just DIE. I look forward to seeing him in many projects in the future.
4. The athlete:

Randy Orton, often the only reason I'm not bored when Andrew's watching WWE. He's SO PRETTY, and also an excellent wrestler (as far as i can tell). And his character amuses me.

Release the doves!
I mean, the majority of wrestlers, and Randy especially, tend to run around mostly naked 95% of the time, but I also found this:

HE IS SO YOUNG, OMG. Also, SO NAKED.
5. The old school love:

Will Friedle, the very best part of Boy Meets World (and hopefully to be the best part of Girl Meets World).
Look at his 90's hair! I am such a sucker for 90's hair.

He won this spot because he's not only Eric, but also Ron Stoppable and Batman! (If we were including fictional characters on this list, Terry!Batman would be number one).
6. The ass-kicker:

Shemar Moore, who plays Derek Morgan on Criminal Minds. Criminal Minds and I are broken up right now (one episode this season pissed my off so much that I stopped watching the show in protest) but I could never leave Derek Morgan, kicker of asses and doors.
Also, it would be a crime in itself not to show you this man's abs:

He's so cool. GUH.
7. The phantom revolutionary:

Ramin Karimloo, best known to me for playing Enjolras in the 25th Anniversary Les Mis concert, best known to the world for his From Broadway to Bluegrass tour. He's also available for your viewing pleasure as the Phantom of the Opera in the version that's instant streaming on Netflix. You know, in case you feel like being melted by a voice.

Look at him, being all chummy with Colm Wilkinson, like it's no big deal. BTW, he is the BEST Enjolras ever. Fact.
8. Captain Tightpants:

Nathan Fillion, currently being amazing as Castle (that's totally his Castle face in that pic, BTW) and formerly amazing as Captain Malcolm Reynolds. This man will never not be amazing.

How could I resist the chance to show you his cute butt? Answer: I could not.
9. The family man:

Alexis Denisof, husband of Alyson Hannigan, loving father to their two daughters, coming to a theater near you soon in Much Ado About Nothing. I love this man. I have loved him since he was on Angel (not on Buffy, he was annoying there) and I love him even more after seeing him in People Magazine with his daughters.

Here he is on Angel. What is more attractive than a scruffy, slightly beat up guy with a British accent?
Also, this:

I WANT TO BE THEIR FRIEND.
10. The heartbreaker:

Marc Blucas, the LOVE OF MY LIFE when he played Riley on Buffy, who then LEFT AND BROKE MY FUCKING HEART. FOREVER.
That notwithstanding, he's beautiful and I still love him and he was on an episode of Castle and he was SO GOOD and I almost started watching Necessary Roughness just to see him.

This was how he looked when he was Riley. More irresistible 90's hair.
So, I accidentally picked out 11 guys and didn't realize it until just now... Oh well!
11. The late bloomer:

For the record, everyone in the Avengers, male, female, old, young, human and otherwise can come hang out with me in my bed at any time. But Robert Downey Jr. can especially join that party, because he is sexy and smarmy and so good at what he does.
Also:

LOL FOREVER. It's true though, and he made me love Sherlock Holmes.
Final picture:

There's always time for more naked men, am I right?
Answer to last Wednesday's song: Cabaret, from Cabaret. No one guessed this.
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Date: 2013-06-20 04:22 am (UTC)I swear the only reason I don't have Johnny on my list past an honorable mention was because I was afraid I'd be there all night at the rate I was going. lol
You should totes do one of womens! hehe
And HOLY KAU THAT PICTURE OF ADAM! xD
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Date: 2013-06-20 04:32 am (UTC)I hope you got to see the fully updated version. I posted it earlier to get it in before midnight, and then had to go back an finish it.
I haven't had a chance to read yours in detail yet, but I did see that it was up. I look forward to reading it. :D
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Date: 2013-06-20 07:34 am (UTC)I LOVE THAT ALYSON HAS A CAMEO ON HERE! xD
I would have missed all of Whedonverse if I didn't see the rest of the post! xD It was totally necessary to have Captian No Pants if you included Mal. ;D
And wheee, Riley and Wesley!
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Date: 2013-06-20 02:25 pm (UTC)I had honestly forgotten that Nathan Fillion was naked until I Googled him and that came up. Since I already had the naked picture of Adam, I realized a theme was developing...
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Date: 2013-06-21 07:51 am (UTC)That picture is tooootally appropriate for this post, I'm glad you found it! hehe xD
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Date: 2013-06-22 06:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-20 04:45 am (UTC)OMG Randy Orton! I LOVE those towel pictures of him. I miss young Randy!
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Date: 2013-06-20 02:27 pm (UTC)I wasn't following WWE until Andrew and I started dating five years ago, so I totally missed young Randy, but OMFG. Once I got past the naked and the hair, I was giggling over how few tattoos he had.
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Date: 2013-06-20 10:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-20 02:28 pm (UTC)Nathan is the reason I started watching Castle, and that was one of my best decisions. :D
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Date: 2013-06-20 04:17 pm (UTC)HELLO, SHEMAR & RDJ ♥. And if Will Friedle is not on Girl Meets World, then life has no meaning.
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Date: 2013-06-20 11:03 pm (UTC)"if Will Friedle is not on Girl Meets World, then life has no meaning." TRUE FACTS. Are you a BMW fan too? Can we talk about this? I love that show SO MUCH.
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Date: 2013-06-21 12:54 pm (UTC)I'm excited for GMW (though the creators math is a bit off lol) & they better not screw it up!!!
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Date: 2013-06-22 06:03 pm (UTC)I prefer the later seasons (again, I'm not really sure why... I think it's partly because I really like Rachel and Jack and Eric when he's RIDICULOUS) but I did like Minkus. How could you not?
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Date: 2013-06-21 12:10 am (UTC)Also, I love Nathan, per usual.
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Date: 2013-06-22 03:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-22 12:04 pm (UTC)Also, we should chat soon on Skype. I have a new computer and that means that it actually works reliably well.
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Date: 2013-06-22 05:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-22 07:27 pm (UTC)How about you?
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Date: 2013-06-23 06:54 pm (UTC)