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leia131OK, I have three days worth of funny occurances to enlighten you all with. Aren't you excited?
Ok, so Wednesday in Calc we had this problem where a guy was running 5 feet per second towards a lamppost. Think about that. That's really fast to be running, and Mr. Sinclair goes "He really wants to hug that lamppost." Then we filled out the data match forms, and Mr. Sinclair, who is on a roll this week, goes "OK kids, time to find Will a girlfriend. Corey?" (This is Will Gormley and Corey Jerecki) So then today Mr. Sinclair is talking about the data matches and Will needing a date and Maria goes "Ohhh, can I get one of those?" And she meant a data match form, but Mr. Sinclair goes "A date? Sure. Will, there you go."
Moving on to Anthro. Mr. Peterson was acting out how Homo sapiens and Neanderthals could have interbred. Neanderthals are big hulking beefy stocky ugly really strong humans, and Homo sapiens are us. So he goes:
First Homo sapien: (Looks up over a rock, sees Neanderthal girl) What is that?
Second Homo sapien: I don't know. Sure is ugly though.
First Homo sapien: Wanna fuck her?
But the best part is that four guys in the class agreed that they would do something like that. Men are pigs.
Then today someone asked if their mom could go with us to New York, and Mr. Peterson goes "That depends, is you mom a babe?" And then we proceeded to watch a movie about Germany because that's where they found Neanderthals, and someone goes "Germany. The people who brought you Hitler..."
At lunch some day Kristen had nachos all over her hands and she goes "Do you have a napkin? No? Maybe I'll just wipe it on my pants." When she reached down to do so she discovered she had napkins in her pants pocket and said "I wondered where these went!"
At rehersal Wednesday night Ari goes "My own Vienese dancing waltzing girls, which I giggled at.
Finally, in physics Mr. Welch realized that his drawing on the swimmer in our problem was a gilr and not a guy and so he changed her bathing suit with his pen and going "This is a G rated show!" And today I found out that he used to play trombone in the mariene corps band and there was apparantly much discussion as to what was more dangerous to the enemy; his gun or his trombone.
All done!
Ok, so Wednesday in Calc we had this problem where a guy was running 5 feet per second towards a lamppost. Think about that. That's really fast to be running, and Mr. Sinclair goes "He really wants to hug that lamppost." Then we filled out the data match forms, and Mr. Sinclair, who is on a roll this week, goes "OK kids, time to find Will a girlfriend. Corey?" (This is Will Gormley and Corey Jerecki) So then today Mr. Sinclair is talking about the data matches and Will needing a date and Maria goes "Ohhh, can I get one of those?" And she meant a data match form, but Mr. Sinclair goes "A date? Sure. Will, there you go."
Moving on to Anthro. Mr. Peterson was acting out how Homo sapiens and Neanderthals could have interbred. Neanderthals are big hulking beefy stocky ugly really strong humans, and Homo sapiens are us. So he goes:
First Homo sapien: (Looks up over a rock, sees Neanderthal girl) What is that?
Second Homo sapien: I don't know. Sure is ugly though.
First Homo sapien: Wanna fuck her?
But the best part is that four guys in the class agreed that they would do something like that. Men are pigs.
Then today someone asked if their mom could go with us to New York, and Mr. Peterson goes "That depends, is you mom a babe?" And then we proceeded to watch a movie about Germany because that's where they found Neanderthals, and someone goes "Germany. The people who brought you Hitler..."
At lunch some day Kristen had nachos all over her hands and she goes "Do you have a napkin? No? Maybe I'll just wipe it on my pants." When she reached down to do so she discovered she had napkins in her pants pocket and said "I wondered where these went!"
At rehersal Wednesday night Ari goes "My own Vienese dancing waltzing girls, which I giggled at.
Finally, in physics Mr. Welch realized that his drawing on the swimmer in our problem was a gilr and not a guy and so he changed her bathing suit with his pen and going "This is a G rated show!" And today I found out that he used to play trombone in the mariene corps band and there was apparantly much discussion as to what was more dangerous to the enemy; his gun or his trombone.
All done!
