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Dec. 6th, 2005 11:21 amJust thought you'd like to know.
OMFG!
Erin has officially sold me completely on Green Day and Billie and ahhhhhhhh. GREEN DAY ROCKED SOOOOO HARDCORE!
And Billie is sexy too.
And everything Erin said they'd do, like masturbate onstage, they did. I was impressed. "SOMEBODY FUCK ME!"
And there was fire. I like fire. And confetti. Confetti that says Green Day on it. It's the best confetti ever. I stole some.
I got a wristband that makes me feel all special and hardcore punk, even though I'm not really.
And they played We Are The Champions, and played it well. I LOVE that song. And Green Day. I love them too.
I also, as a result of watching Billie stand alone onstge, in darkness except for the spotlights on him, with the last dregs of confetti drifting slowly down around him and on him, playing Good Riddance all by himself, to a nearly sielent crowd of thousands, no longer hate that song. I just can't. It was so beautiful.
So, all in all, it was a fantastic experience, and I'm so glad Erin roped me into it.
Also, Kelli, Erin, Kristen, and Kelli's mom rock my world.
That is all.
Y'all don't have to read this nonsense, but I'll love you forever if you do...
Bold the men you'd sleep with...
Italicize the men you'd sleep with after a couple of drinks...
(Ok. To me, this means Bold = Men I'd sleep with without a thought, Italics = Men I'd sleep with after some persuasion, not necessarily alcohol.)
1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L Jackson
5. Hayden Christiansen (Oh man. Soneone told me he's gay. I don't believe it. He's Darth Vader. Vader's not gay.)
6. Ian Somerhalder (Has that...erm...scruffy and slightly insane look going)
7. James Van Der Beek (Dunno why. Just to say I slept with Dawson maybe?)
8. Ashton Kutcher (I kinda like him, damn it. And he is hot, even if he can't really act. I'd make him say dude.)
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser (Am I the only one who thinks he's hot? I drool when I watch The Mummy.)
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth (Only if Hannah had him first, so she can have his curly haired British babies.)
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo DiCaprio (NOT IF HE WAS THE LAST MAN ON EARTH)
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr.
21. Sean Astin ( Sam! He's Sam!)
22. Dominic Monaghan (I blame Becky for this. He rocks so hardcore, but I never knew until she showed me.)
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson (Loved him since Dawson's Creek, and always will.)
27. James Marsden (Let's hit all the hot X-Men...Here's Cyclops!)
28. Shawn Ashmore (It's Jake! And Iceman! And if you're confused, you should be! He has an identical twin too...ahh the possibilities.)
29. Hugh Jackman (Oh what the Hell. He's Wolverine. That's kind hot.)
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen (He's ok.)
33. Elijah Wood (I like his eyes... A lot. And I liked him waaaaaay before Frodo. Really.)
34. Tobey Maguire (Spiderman is wicked hot. And buff. And a dork, which is cool.)
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford (My first, last, and best love. There's is no other man that has his place in my heart. Not even Johnny Depp. Sorry Johnny. Yay for Han Solo!)
38. Sean Connery (Yeah, he's old. So what?)
39. Shane West (Hate him hate him hate him)
40. Stuart Townsend (Ohh ohh ohh I remember who he is! He's Dorian Gray! And Lestat! Oh yeah. I'd do him.)
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor (I'd get him wet first. With ice water. Eh Becky? And he's Scottish. And Obi-Wan.)
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers (Feel like I should know who this is...But I don't.)
44. Christian Bale (He's Batman! But not all that hot.)
45. Jared Leto (Only if he's got his Fight Club hair...)
46. Colin Farell (In this case, alcohol would have to be involved, simply because he's Colin Farrell. Not that I'd need it to sleep with the sexiest Irish export EVER!)
47. Ben Affleck (More to say I did it that because I fancy him. But he's pretty hot.)
48. Josh Hartnett (Doesn't do it for me.)
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton (EWWWWWWWWWWWW)
51. Dennis Quaid (He was really hot when he was young. Really hot. So young, yes.)
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze (Also really hot when young. So totally all over the young Patrick.)
54. Keanu Reeves (He can't act...at all really, but he's hot. And Hawaiian. And I like him. I watch Speed just to watch him get all sweaty and muscelly.)
55. Gary Oldman (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S SIRIUS! I'd do him. Twice. And brag about it.) (JEAN LOOK!)
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law (He's not bad looking...)
64. Matt Damon (See comment for Ben Afflick.)
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp (And I'd make him do sexy accents in bed. He is my number one fantasy sex partner.)
69. Orlando Bloom (Never stops being Orlando Bloom, no matter what part he's playing. Also never stops being realllllllly attractive with realllllllly sexy accent.)
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt (He's hot. And I like him. And I don't find his acting all that bad. I saw Troy twice.)
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson (Maybe...if you throw in his brother...)
78.5 Luke Wilson (Oh God how I love him. He's just so...laid back and suave and sexy.)
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix (He's umm...well...his brother was hot.)
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany (Eek! Tennis Whore! I love him sooooooooo much. Now his acting is phenominal.)
84. Heath Ledger (He has the best hair, like, ever. And he's Australian. I watched Roar for four straight hours just to see him.)
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman (He has the coolest voice...and an impressive wingspan.)
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas (He's a hot sexy Hispanic man.)
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez (Anyone else get a major crush on him after seeing The Mighty Ducks? Anyone?)
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming (Finishing out the hot X-Men, he was definately Nightcrawler. If he can do that accent in bed, he's got me.)
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff ( I think I'm the only girl on the planet who doesn't find him attractive. But I don't.)
106. Zach Braff (I like dorks. What can I say?)
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler (He's The Phantom of the Fucking Opera, and he's Scottish. What more could a girl want?)
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter (He's only two years younger than me, that makes him like 16...He has the mose amazing eyes and he's blonde and ahhhhhhhhhh... I'd do him.)
111. Sean Patrick Flanery (He was young Indiana Jones I think...)
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Gael Garcia Bernal
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bambe
118. Craig Parker
119. Michael Ballack
120. Lance Bass (This is my guilty N*SYNC pleasure. I love him, and his girly frosted hair.)
121. David Tennant
122. Tom Hanks
123. Michael Bublé
124. Bradley Whitford
125. Hugh Laurie
126. Patrick Stewart
127. Robert Sean Leonard
128. Gale Harold
Ok, I'm done. Thank you for bearing with me. I learned from this that I have a thing for men with accents, and/or who played a character I particularly liked. Hmmm.
In related news, the girl who player Jen on Dawson's Creek is having Heath Ledger's baby. Seriously. That's sooooooooooooo not fair.
GREEN DAY TOMORROW!