For my Friends

[leia131]

This is for all the people who are feeling weird lately...

For Hannah, we have a little bit of spontaneous nonsense: (See if you can guess who's talking)

"What is it?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

"Well, yes, but...Why?"

"Because I love you."

"Because you love me...you bought me a houseplant?"

"Yes."

"Un huh..."

"I bought you a book too. I know how much you like books."

"Your Houseplant and You: How to Properly Care for Your Leafy Friend That's only a little bit odd..."

"Read chapter 3. It's my favorite."

"You've read this?"

"Yup. I have houseplants too you know."

"Right. Chapter 3: How to Keep Your Plants Happy...Plants can be sad?"

"Yes. Read."

"In order to ensure the happiness and well-being of your houseplant, you should water it, give it plenty of nutritious plant food, let it bask in the warm sun, play it soothing music, talk to it, and never let it near the book Good Omens.What the Hell?"

"I dunno. It's a muggle book. I thought it was funny."

"Oh, Pads, don't give me that look. I'll put it here on the windowsill, see?"

"Do you like it? Really?"

"I do. Really."

"Fancy a shag then?"

"Yes, lets."

THE END

This is for Kristen, because she rocks hardcore.

Her name is Kristen Peacock
Ans she can't smell a single thing
But she's the perfect friend to have
And it's a joy to hear her sing

She's been in many Encore shows
And almost always played a guy
If you have a weird idea in mind
She'll gladly give it a try

She was my Secret Santa
And gave a gift that was so me
The best secretary Lit Club ever had
She made the Coffee House come to be

She's good with words, and intelligent too
But she knows when to give it a rest
Just because she attracts druggie boys
Doesn't mean she isn't the best!

I hope this make you all feel better. I think I'll write more of these poems...