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[leia131]

Oh my God.

I just went to see Bob Saget at UVM.... HOLY SHIT.

Not only is he hysterical, but he's dirty. He swears and he talks about sex and beastiality and how bad America's Funniest Home Videos was and how he slept with Kimmie Gibbler (and also possibly Uncle Jesse) and how Danny Tanner is not gay, and OMG. It was amazing. I'll never look at Full House the same way again.

And the guy who played Joey? Shaves his balls. Just so you all know. Bob Saget said so.


Oh, and he also talked about today's number one current event: STEVE IRWIN FUCKING DIED. What the bloody fucking fuck? I was in such shock, I'm not even kidding. I feel like the world is very slightly off its axis now. (See, confidentially, I always had a secret dream of going to Australia and working with him and Terri at his zoo. AND NOW HE'S FUCKING DEAD. HOW AM I GOING TO WORK WITH HIM IF HE'S DEAD?) And he has a little girl and a 3 year old son and how do you explain to them that their father got killed by A FUCKING STINGRAY? IN THE HEART? Stupid stingray.

That's seriously like gotta be a one in a million shot.

At least it wasn't a crocodile.


But in all seriousness, I liked him and I liked his show and I liked his wife and I liked his kids and I liked his zoo and I loved his passion, and yes, he was nuts but in a good way, and I didn't even know him and I miss him.

Goddamn it.

Fucking Stingrays.



On a lighter note, I went to the fair yesterday with my dad. I love my dad. And he loves the fair, so we had a wonderful time. We ate, and looked at sheep, and watched pigs race, and ate some more, and went on the ferris wheel, and got licked by cows, and ate, and saw the GIANT pumpkin, and petted rabbits, and walked through all the buildings, and ate, and it was nice.

Dad: I've never seen a cow before. You?
Me: No, never.



Lastly, it can't be a good sign when the food serving lady says "Don't fight girls, it's only Alliot." If the people serving the food don't think it's good, that doesn't instill much confidence in those of us that have to eat it.

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[whatsername99.livejournal.com]

In terms of your cafeteria food, it just reminds me that when my brother went to the Merchant Marine Academy, their dining hall was called Delano. It was named after some guy, but in spanish "del ano" means something entirely different, hehehehehehehe. (The foreign kids found it especially funny.) Psh, on those little lists and rankings on Princeton Review, they're listed as the worst food. Hahahahahahaha. (They're also listed as the worst professors and dorms, while they're at it.)

Ohhhh, Bob Saget. Just when you think someone isn't creepy and perverted... ; ]

<33MuchLove

PS ~ Was the donkey there?

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Was what donkey where?


And Bob Saget's not perverted, he's just a dirty comic.

[whatsername99.livejournal.com]

Do you remember the donkey at the petting zoo last year? Awwww. So cute.

Lol, okay, yay dirty comics!

<33MuchLove

[haveaday510.livejournal.com]

I saw The Aristocrats last year, which is this documentary that has a lot of well-known comedians, and Bob Saget was definately one of the dirtier ones. I was traumatized.

And about Steve Irwin, frankly I'm surprised that you're in shock. Think about what the man DID. He was never going to die of old age. When they were married, after the line about "till death do us part," his wife said "What's that going to be? 2, 3 years?" At least he went doing something he loved, you know?

[leia131.livejournal.com]

I'm just shocked that it was a STINGRAY, of all things.

[btwnluvnhate.livejournal.com]

it makes sense that bob saget is kind of dirty, he is a comic
but like when you work around kids all day, you want to not hold your tounge when your yourself
i just watched the astrocrats and bob saget was absolutely flithy but hilarous

who shaves their balls, honestly

RIP Steve Irwin

[doctorfumbles.livejournal.com]

I love you for loving Bob Saget and telling me that he's dirrrty :D and for loving Steve Irwin and by being surprised that he's dead.

And for being licked by a cow.

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha... Thank you.

I think I thought Steve Irwin was like, invincible, cause he just seemed to be... Oh well.

[doctorfumbles.livejournal.com]

I know, me too!

Everyone I've talked to is like "well i saw it coming because he was always working with dangerous animals so it's only natural he died like that" and I'm like "WHAT? HE'S LIKE A GOD OR SOMETHING!"

But then again, I think that with Jeff Corwin too.