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Jan. 4th, 2006 11:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
leia131So I watched Kingdom of Heaven tonight, simply because my mom wanted me to watch it with her and Orland Bloom is hot.
And the whole time I'm watching it, I'm staring at this one guy going "I know him. Why do I know him? Mom, he looks so familiar... Who is he? Why the Hell do I know him?" Then like after an hour and a half of that, he rides up to Orlando Bloom and smiles, (it wasn't really a happy movie so nobody smiled very much and this was his first time) and this huge ton of bricks hits me on the head, and on the bricks in big shiny gold letters it says "IT'S DAVID THEWALIS YOU MORON!"
And then I felt stupid. It took me almost two hours of staring at the man to realize that it was Remus J. Lupin. (Although to be fair he had white hair and a beard and looked about 50... But I recognized his smile!)
Then, like five minutes after I realized who it was, he died. Dead. I think all that was left was his head.
Yeah. So I didn't really care very much about the movie, but Orlando looked very very nice all dirty and dischevled, so it was worth the two and a half hours of my night. And he was a blacksmith. Hmm... Where have I seen that before?
P.S. Whoever told me that Kingdom of Heaven glorified the Crusades... It wasn't even really about the Crusades, and it totally pointed the clergy in a terrible light and showed how awesome Saladin was and how the Crusades were all about land and not God and how the battle was dumb and pointless and it didn't glorify anything. And it was fucking confusing and pretty dull most of the time. And bloody.
But Orlando was hot.
And the whole time I'm watching it, I'm staring at this one guy going "I know him. Why do I know him? Mom, he looks so familiar... Who is he? Why the Hell do I know him?" Then like after an hour and a half of that, he rides up to Orlando Bloom and smiles, (it wasn't really a happy movie so nobody smiled very much and this was his first time) and this huge ton of bricks hits me on the head, and on the bricks in big shiny gold letters it says "IT'S DAVID THEWALIS YOU MORON!"
And then I felt stupid. It took me almost two hours of staring at the man to realize that it was Remus J. Lupin. (Although to be fair he had white hair and a beard and looked about 50... But I recognized his smile!)
Then, like five minutes after I realized who it was, he died. Dead. I think all that was left was his head.
Yeah. So I didn't really care very much about the movie, but Orlando looked very very nice all dirty and dischevled, so it was worth the two and a half hours of my night. And he was a blacksmith. Hmm... Where have I seen that before?
P.S. Whoever told me that Kingdom of Heaven glorified the Crusades... It wasn't even really about the Crusades, and it totally pointed the clergy in a terrible light and showed how awesome Saladin was and how the Crusades were all about land and not God and how the battle was dumb and pointless and it didn't glorify anything. And it was fucking confusing and pretty dull most of the time. And bloody.
But Orlando was hot.
