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[leia131]

Sorry, I know I'm immature, but this was just too good not to post.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sex!

1. Donald Duck's middle name is sex.
2. It's bad luck to put sex on a bed.
3. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching sex.
4. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by sex.
5. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal sex.
6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but sex can not!
7. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating sex at least three times a week.
8. The sex-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand sex-fights take place there every day.
9. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as sex.
10. Sex can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.

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[whatsername99.livejournal.com]

*hehehehehehe*

>4MuchLove>4

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your mom!

1. Your mom can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
2. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Your mom floating in their swimming pools.
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Your mom.
4. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Your mom.
5. Until the 1960s, Your mom was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
6. More people are killed by Your mom each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
7. Your mom has a bifurcated penis.
8. Europe is the only continent that lacks Your mom.
9. Native Americans never actually ate Your mom; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
10. Your mom is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.

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[leia131.livejournal.com]

I love you, you crackhead.

[shadzane.livejournal.com]

Ok, now this one is great! How do you know my mom? ;-)

[shadzane.livejournal.com]

The pumpkin one is the funniest!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jelly Bean!

1. Jelly Bean can live for up to a week without a head!
2. If you drop Jelly Bean from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
3. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Jelly Bean.
4. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Jelly Bean.
5. Jelly Bean can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
6. Jelly Bean is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!
7. There are 336 dimples on Jelly Bean!
8. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Jelly Bean.
9. Jelly Bean once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
10. Jelly Bean will often glow under UV light.

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[whatsername99.livejournal.com]

This one's better:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sam!

1. Sam is the world's largest rodent!
2. More people are killed by Sam each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
3. Sam has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
4. Sam has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
5. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Sam!
6. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Sam and compline!
7. The risk of being struck by Sam is one occurence every 9,300 years!
8. Olive oil was used for washing Sam in the ancient Mediterranean world!
9. Sam is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
10. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Sam.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fat jokes!

1. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of fat jokes every year!
2. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as fat jokes.
3. In 1982 Time Magazine named fat jokes its 'Man of the Year'.
4. Fat jokes were the first Tsar of Russia.
5. Fat jokes have little need for water and are capable of going for months without drinking at all.
6. Native Americans never actually ate fat jokes; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
7. Fat jokes are the world's tallest woman.
8. Reindeer like to eat fat jokes.
9. Fat jokes are incapable of sleep.
10. Fat jokes, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Billie Joe!

1. Billie Joe is only six percent water!
2. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Billie Joe on New Year's Day.
3. It took Billie Joe 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
4. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Billie Joe on.
5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Billie Joe!
6. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Billie Joe.
7. Billie Joe was declared extinct in 1902.
8. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Billie Joe'.
9. Some birds use Billie Joe to orientate themselves during migration!
10. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Billie Joe, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!

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