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[leia131]

Megan's brain at 1:00 am + Best Week Ever =

-How did he die?
-Cheney... Shot him in the FACE!
-What was he doing putting his face near Dick Cheney?
-No. Cheney hunted this guy down. Cheny wasn't FUCKING around, as we say. Cheney, SHOT HIM IN THE FACE!



Yes. I did make Dane Cook into that all by myself. Aren't you proud?

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[whatsername99.livejournal.com]

Haha, I kept thinking the same thing. Of course, there's the Daily Show: Status on the 78 year old man whom Dick Cheney shot in the face: the man Dick Cheney shot in the face is still SHOT IN THE FACE. Dick Cheney has still shot a 78 year old man in the face. Oh, this just in: the man is still shot in the face.

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[whatsername99.livejournal.com]

I mean, I was thinking SOME of the same thing, but yours is most definitely better.

xoxo

[whatsername99.livejournal.com]

My Brother: No, you didn't read the latest press? It turns out the guy was a terrorist. He was doing a public service.

Hahaha I fucking love him.

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