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[leia131]

So for Lent this year I'm going to give up swearing. Or at least try my very hardest.

Thus I bring you, for my reference and peace of mind:




For Lent I Will Give Up Saying:
Fuck, or any word derivied from it, such as fucker, fucking, fucked, mother fucker, etc.
Shit
Bitch
Damn
Ass and asshole
Dick, cock, etc.
Goddam
Jesus Christ (In vain. Not that I say this very often, but still.)
Oh, for the love of God! (We'll count this as taking God's name in vain too.)
Bugger (Yes it's British. But I say it.)


I Can Contine To Say:
Crap
Darn
Nuts
Oh for Pete's sake! or Oh for the love of Pete!
Freaking
Flipping
Penis (This is an anatomical term, not a swear)


Ok I think that's good. I probably forgot a whole bunch, but I can always edit this.

Also I will try not to swear when I'm singing along with various things, but since they're lyrics we'll call those venial slips.

Lastly, I will try not to type swears, but I will still feel free to read them (in livejournals, books, fics, etc.)

Wish me luck!

Comments

[tea-and-snark.livejournal.com]

Is it evil that I misread your last line as "wish me fuck!"

And you forgot CUNT. Gnah! ;-P

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha! No, that's not evil. In fact it reminds me of many amusing anecdotes.

And I didn't include cunt because I hate that word and I never say it anyways, so it isn't something that I have to give up.

*loving and missing the Hannah*

[doitirishstyle.livejournal.com]

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehehe

[leia131.livejournal.com]

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!